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Inspiration needed please ?

Mr Clairy bought me a secret present. He wouldn't tell me what it was but said I would like it and he'd surprise me. I've just found it - anal beads the size of tangerines ? WTF do I do? ? Bless him, he's so romantic ? UPDATE PAGE 7

I want to formally avoid the news (mainly television news) for a time as it is making me miserable. Seriously. It's got to the point where I am feeling panicky that we're all doooooomed ? Intellectually I have a problem with this decision as I feel...

Those of you that abstain (regularly) - what non alcoholic drinks do you have instead? Day 1 of abstainance in the Big Clairy House and I had apple juice and decaff tea ?. Both were as nice as alcohol really, which confirms it's just a 7pm habit. I...

I know we've done this several times before, but up until then I've been in denial and not willing to confront the amount I actually do drink. I don't think I have a *problem* but I know I drink way over the recommended levels and it's starting to...

Last night I dreamed that I was marrying Gordon Brown ? It was in some metropolis somewhere - although bits of it looked suspiciously like Birmingham. We got married in a chain hotel in a skyscraper, then went upstairs to a very large reception with...

This made me laugh https://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/18968/ Best ones: Stan Still Doug Hole Justin Case Hazel Nutt Helen Back ? Terry Bull Will Power Mary Christmas ? Carrie Oakey

Do read them? I have a rather sad visceral thrill at the sight of a new, unread problem page and then they are nearly always quite dull, leading the inevitable disappointment - rather like bad sex ? I've been asked if we could have one several times...

Time for another public cleansing for me ? I'm still struggling with the after effects of PND. How I wish I'd gone and got it sorted rather than pretending there wasn't a problem for 2 years. It's taking aaages to get over it, and that makes me a bit...

I don't mean to be insensitive and will happily delete this thread if anyone thinks it is so. I suspect more people will relate to this here than on BT, hence me posting here. Family life hasn't worked out the way I imagined it would ? I always...

We are three quarters through replacing our kitchen (last week was possibly the most knackering of my life, hence my absence from Hitched 😄) We're trying to do something lovely and unusual, and as cheap as possible. We're currently looking at about...

We've all been poorly this weekend - when I wasn't throwing up or stuck to the loo I was looking after someone else who was ? My darling son also managed to chunder on my lovely new shag pile rug, which I was delighted about. I've heard quite a few...

We're currently decorating our kitchen / diner. The kitchen is quite dark, so we're having white walls, some tongue and groove, white ceilings and oak worktops. Some of the kitchen doors are a pale sage green. The diner is long and narrow, so we're...

We're currently decorating our kitchen / diner. The kitchen is quite dark, so we're having white walls, some tongue and groove, white ceilings and oak worktops. Some of the kitchen doors are a pale sage green. The diner is long and narrow, so we're...

I have walked in to find our cats shagging several times recently - both Tom cats (brothers) and both spayed. Any ideas?

We want a new range cooker, any recs (for suppliers and models)? Budget about £1k ?