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Argh, I'm going nuts! So 3 days ago we noticed there was a half dozen large flies in our kitchen and hallway. Gross. I killed them all and cleaned up, but then a few hours later there were more!! They are bigger than house flies, and after inspecting...

Is there a grown up job that pays shedloads that is actually just colouring in? If so, please may I apply?

On the gettting to know you thread there are mentions of lots of pets belonging to a few newish posters so I thought it was time we had another pet flash thread!! She's well known but for the newbies (and because I'm an obsessed mummy) Here's the...

Well Saturday is nearly upon us! As far as I know a fair few are checking in to the same/nearby hotels. Footlong has booked us into The Slug and Lettuce at 4pm with a buffet. If arriving prior to this the plan is to gather in and around the Christmas...

We got Moby almost two years ago, when he was 7ish. We suspected he'd never had a toy or treats or anything. We give him some catnip on his cushion from time to time and he goes crazy. Last night he was hugging his cushion, rolling over the floor...

(See "perfect life" thread) So, you may all have jobs at Custard's Otter Sanctuary. What would you like to do? Everything is up for grabs from Otter-cuddler to running the gift shop and tea room, to marketing, fundraising and roaming the world saving...

After nearly loosing all hope with my skin, I bought Liz Earle Hot Polish Cleanser on a whim. I've heard great things, and the product itself is quite lovely. I've basically been having red bumps and lumps appear on my skin for 6 months now, a fresh...

...one that can turn this: ...into this: Photography, pah. Piece of p*ss.

My SD got married on Saturday, I survived the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses without bursting into flames! She looked absolutely beautiful. It was a strange old service though, quite cringey and a little bit scary in parts, made me worry for her...

Go on I know you want to flash me. I will do it later on laptop.

Love them or hate them? I love them. I'm getting a new one started this week. Started out because I wanted to cover my scars but has now managed grow into one that covers half my torso. Flash me your tattoos, or tattoos that you want.

Festive avatars? Is there a theme this year?

I'm getting married in Sept 2014 and we're having a very relaxed, low-key barn wedding. I'm definitely not the sort of girl who's been dreaming about her wedding day since she's really young, and am really struggling with finding a suitable dress....

I bought this dress recently. It is by Fever Designs and says it is a size 16 but it won't do up on me at all. I think a 14 would be nearer the mark. Would any Otter like it? It's brand new and unworn.

friday we are going ghost hunting at 11pm-3am however the temp has really dropped and i rekon im going to freeze, i actually have no idea what to wear ! i dont have a warm winter coat, i just have my work coat so far im thinking my timberland boots...

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