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fluffymalone

United Kingdom · From January 2010

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14 May, 2011

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Flowmojo
**Offical Secret Santa Opening Thread**
Flowmojo, 16 December, 2012 at 18:56

*clears throat and takes a sip of Schlor* Ladies and Funkyone, is is time for the grand opening of our eagerly anticipated OT Secret Santa Opening!! *round of applause from all* I am happy to report...

Cakeycase, wednesday 19-Dec-12 146
Flowmojo
**Secret Santa's Received List**
Flowmojo, 20 November, 2012 at 11:18

So, some hitchers are super organised and will be posting their delightfully wrapped gifts from now onwards so we can keep track of whos received (and put the santas minds at reast!) please post here...

Canary, sunday 16-Dec-12 131
M
Elevator Prank
MrsMeldrew, 29 November, 2012 at 10:53

Have any of you seen this? I read it in the newspaper yesterday adn went on to YouTube it. I would sh*t if this happened to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4

jojo2, thursday 29-Nov-12 15
Pompey
I had to laugh...
Pompey, 29 November, 2012 at 10:24

OH split his jeans at the crotch on the way to work.... ? I know I'm a meanie.

*Mini*, thursday 29-Nov-12 12
Vanilla Pod
When are you putting you Christmas Decorations up?
Vanilla Pod, 28 November, 2012 at 15:23

I've just text H to tell him our lovely Love on Top decoration had arrived. His response was to ask when we were putting the tree up!?? Er not for a good while yet sunshine! My bestie from Brum is...

MrsMeldrew, thursday 29-Nov-12 39
HatTrick
*Spoilers* Sorry but it's got to be done. Twilight fans... In here!
HatTrick, 21 November, 2012 at 20:56

So have we all watched the film? What did you think? 'fess up who panicked at the fight scene towards the end??

fluffymalone, wednesday 28-Nov-12 80
AmnesiaCustard
What's with the fluff?
AmnesiaCustard, 15 November, 2012 at 20:08

Wandered over to WP and it is clogged with fluff. Snarky-Custard rising.

Gurzle, saturday 17-Nov-12 50
Pompey
My Husband has decided...
Pompey, 14 November, 2012 at 09:35

..that our marriage is doomed and he's going to leave me at the weekend.

Vanilla Pod, thursday 15-Nov-12 131
K
Rant about Bridesmaid!!
katiemoulton87, 12 November, 2012 at 20:44

I do apologise but i need a good rant!!!! Getting married 16/11/13 and have just confirmed venues and what we are having etc, i asked my bridesmaids a couple of months ago to be part of our day. I...

Rod, thursday 15-Nov-12 195
ashlil
please help Ideas for a raffle please?
ashlil, 13 November, 2012 at 16:56

? we are putting a raffle together at work as we have some funds available to us. Lucky I know, but trying to think of stuff to go in. Apart from the following what other things can go in. Anything...

ashlil, tuesday 13-Nov-12 10
ATB
***HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY KHARV!***
ATB, 13 November, 2012 at 08:51

??? Happy Birthday lovely lady - hope you have a great day! x (it's mine tomorrow, clearly a good few days to be born!)

SaSaSi, wednesday 14-Nov-12 50
Flowmojo
Good Luck Mini!
Flowmojo, 7 November, 2012 at 16:36

For your op tomorrow, everything will be fine, sending plenty of magical hitched vibes to you!! ?

(Claire), thursday 8-Nov-12 36
pandorasbox
Funny things you have said during sexy time
pandorasbox, 1 November, 2012 at 16:43

Apropos of Becki's sexy time thread, I remembered something I found hilarious last time me and H got down to it. I tried out 'who's your mummy?' as you know being a PC feminist and all, I didn't get...

*Funky*, friday 2-Nov-12 32
Flowmojo
Ironic no?
Flowmojo, 31 October, 2012 at 16:05

Look at my baby ticker ?

fluffymalone, wednesday 31-Oct-12 27
AmnesiaCustard
How's Doris?
AmnesiaCustard, 27 October, 2012 at 14:18

Well Fluffy, how is she?

AmnesiaCustard, sunday 28-Oct-12 3
fluffymalone
Doris is back home!! :)
fluffymalone, 26 October, 2012 at 12:12

I know I'm daft worrying as my little kittie has only gone in to be neutered, but due to work my sister took her in and I'm now getting myself upset that she is all frightened and alone! She's my...

*Mini*, friday 26-Oct-12 18
Mrs C
Vibes needed...
Mrs C, 26 October, 2012 at 12:46

Another of Mr C's friends has just been diagnosed with testicular cancer and his having an op today...

HatTrick, saturday 27-Oct-12 21
karenanne229
Your hitched names....
karenanne229, 25 October, 2012 at 11:58

Hi all I've seen some very interesting names on here and just wondered where they came from? I'm afraid mine is boring as I am literally Karenanne (but dropped the Anne and now just Karen) K

karenanne229, monday 29-Oct-12 106
quackers
One Year! Lets celebrate
quackers, 26 October, 2012 at 12:29

I just realised yesterday was my one year hitched birthday! When I joined I just wanted some idea and a little help, now I have made some great friends! ?

quackers, friday 26-Oct-12 13
AmnesiaCustard
Christmas drinks
AmnesiaCustard, 25 October, 2012 at 11:21

Any London-centric Hitchers fancy meeting up for pre-Christmas drinks? We did this last year and had jolly cocktails and moustaches as I recall.

FaeBelle13, friday 26-Oct-12 76
Flowmojo
**SECRET SANTA DRAW TONIGHT 7PM**UPDATED**
Flowmojo, 19 October, 2012 at 18:57

So the time has come for all those organised early chirstmas shoppers! The names are all in a hat (well were in a lunchbox) and i have my trusty assistant I hope you all trust me enough not to cheat,...

fluffymalone, monday 22-Oct-12 93
Barefoot
FOA Kochanski - meet Olga
Barefoot, 19 October, 2012 at 10:49

Hiya, here she is, the little beast. Olga, so named since she has all teh charm, precision and finesse of a Russian shotputter. And it's sort of "Old gal" too: Camping with my godson - he can still be...

Barefoot, friday 19-Oct-12 4
Becklarrr
Up to much this weekend ladies & gent?
Becklarrr, 19 October, 2012 at 09:14

I'm going to try on wedding dresses, I have found one on the internet that I really like so am hoping they will have it in the shop! Other than that it is just a weekend of cleaning the house whilst...

Flamin Nora, friday 19-Oct-12 57
smazzy_smoo
Can I have some lovely hitched vibes please?
smazzy_smoo, 17 October, 2012 at 19:58

I'm off to the doctors 9am tomorrow morning to have a toenail removed. Not a big op, and I've had it done before, but I'm starting to feel really nervous! Would just like some vibes to make sure all...

OB, thursday 18-Oct-12 16
OB
Self-indulgent brag!
OB, 17 October, 2012 at 18:16

Last week I (re)joined Weight Watchers and was honestly devastated by my weight, and made a firm resolve there and then to really try properly this time. I’ve just got back from WW... and I’ve lost 5...

OB, thursday 18-Oct-12 31
Flowmojo
You know you been hitching too long and too much when..
Flowmojo, 12 October, 2012 at 10:14

You dream of a bunch of hitchers!! I had a dream some of us were attending a festival..i was there, Bumblebrat, Missus S (who had a lunchox of brownies) AJ was even there!!. Bumble brat had an...

Kjay, saturday 20-Oct-12 32
overtherainbow
Emmerdale Fans - 40 yr episode live.
overtherainbow, 18 October, 2012 at 07:28

I enjoyed it, apart from Debbie's terrible impression of giving birth! Gennie was much more convincing and I loved it when Nikkil passed out! The highlight for me was seeing Katy Ponytail have her...

Nutella, thursday 18-Oct-12 9
Flowmojo
Errmmm Eastenders..what did i witness?!
Flowmojo, 15 October, 2012 at 20:32

Denise and Fatboy?!?

Pompey, thursday 18-Oct-12 36
Flowmojo
What a sight!
Flowmojo, 17 October, 2012 at 09:36

Some of you on facebook will know this already but this morning i was leaning out of my bedroom window to call the cat in. As i looked out up the garden, i noticed in the house whos garden backs on to...

Kjay, wednesday 17-Oct-12 22
lurvlytwink
hola
lurvlytwink, 16 October, 2012 at 19:57

Hola OT peeps I was on the WP forum on the run up to my big day which was ages. thought id brave coming onto OT now. now a few names from fb. but.. HOLA x

*Mini*, sunday 21-Oct-12 18
fluffymalone
Who would like to meet my brand new step-grandson??
fluffymalone, 16 October, 2012 at 16:15

Mellow_Yellow, tuesday 16-Oct-12 19

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