A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

All of the above plus pigeon lobbing...

I hate spray tans.

Chucks in a free bar and a pay bar.

*gets drunk*

And a balloon debate

For good measure, some organza bags...

Excellent, glad to hear your point of view but it doesn't get it into the paper bag unless you throw it in. Them's the rules.

.....and I'll throw in a "Where did my post go?"

...throws in 'shabby chic'....i like new shiny & sparkly things!

Donations to charity being made on my behalf. Inviting unknown partners.

Have some china dresses....

Add a bit of 'Cadbury' Purple and give it a stir

*Shakes it all up with a singing waiter posing as a guest*

Some screaming children and a stretch limo........

Lets not forget the photographers speciality is colour isolation. Nothing like a red rose amongst all that grey. BLEURGH!

Id like to chuck in sugared almonds

Adds in one measure of a newbie saying 'oh, you're all so horrible, so cliquey, don't be so mean to each other or I'll cry, I want my mum'

...or I'll report you all to Hitched and also the Daily Mail...

No problem. I throw anyone who gets a spray tan into the bag.

I'm going to throw in sparkly and new things- I like shabby chic ?

I will also throw in wedding loans, all white decor and artificial flowers

?

Can I throw in my divorced future parents in-law please?

I'll throw in the hearts!

Perfect, it's in!

Now, will Trickers fight her nemesis? Throws in a barely tanned lady.

I'm throwing in artificial nails that look false. Sorry ladies!

I'll use flash in the church on request.

Uh-oh! In goes a large dollop of bitter old marrieds!

A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My son has just learnt to play Come As You Are by Nirvana on his guitar and I'm very proud

CARRY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Throws in expensive honeymoons

Oooh, oooooh,

butterflies need to go in ??

Oh take my MIL2B while your at it....

I'll throw in tattoo's on show, designer copy dresses, photo copyright, the private group, my bridesmaid won't sell her soul to me until my wedding!

I'm also throwing in brides who aren't recognised by their grooms on the day!

(SHERRIE - you must make us a mood board of all these things once we're done!)

Adds a liberal sprinkling of antisocial guests

I'm throwing in coloured wedding shoes.