A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

A sprinkling of sparkly 'Wedding Invitation' stickers for homemade invites.

Chucks in sweet buffets and chocolate fountains

In, or up? Or can't you tell the difference?

And here

Second this

Will also chuck in stuffy invitation wording "Mr and Mrs Suchandsuch request the honour of your presence at the marriage of their daughter..."

It's our wedding, our budget and WE will do the inviting thank you very much!

Sorry for mini rant...sore subject...?

Chuck in some personalised napkins. And another sweetie buffet - just because I hate them...

I'm throwing in Football team garters.........

I'll throw in Little flower girls/ mini bridesmaids wearing make up. Guests in mini skirts/boobs out especially at church weddings. Football themed colour schemes.?

Guests in white!

Pours in a bride in a dress far too small for her and her groom in an ill fitting suit.

I'll chuck in wedding wish trees, i think they just look messy.....

pour over the one reception drink per person

and sprinkle with table crystals!

Does anyone else need to get a few things out of the bag for their day?

oh dear...

I'll throw in people who sing their vows.....

Can I chuck in Save the dates if not already done and Grooms who wear their buttonholes at a side angle instead of straight up or,worse still, upside down!

Ooh, I'm also throwing in pretentious canapés*

*like the ones we had - quail egg and avocado - WTF?

I'm throwing in 'your day your way' and adding a few guests who arrive later than the bride!

Can I drop in all those brides who think I should colour co-ordinate with their colour scheme (although i wouldn't mind the Cadbury Purple ?)

Also those brides who 'don't give a toss' about their guests.

Oh, and can I also throw in those couples who think the registrars get all/big chunk of the money you pay.

Just thought of something else to chuck in... non-churchgoers who have church weddings because they feel it's expected of them, are pressured into it by family, or worst of all because it'll look good in the photos.

*chucks in a load of balloons and runs*

Chucks in brides who think wedding planning is a competition...

Do people do that?? ? ?

I saw it once on that absurd Wedding House programme and was a bit sick in my mouth.

... or go on tacky tv shows where weddings become competitions...

And I'm throwing in the phrase "but it's traditional!"

Dear god......!!

concur

Obsessing about everything to the Nth degree and checking the weather forcast evry 15 minutes

I am going to chuck in chair covers (i am sure they are already in there somewhere, but lets put them in again if so )

whats a butterfly release?

Kind of like a dove release, but with butterflies. Someone brings a box of butterflies and the couple open it, butterfiles fly out, hey presto!

It's not very nice for the butterflies though I imagine, and without wishing to derail the thread (?!), I believe a lot of the butterflies die

Chucks in photos taken of the guys in kilts with their bums out.