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Eric

10 things we dont know about you....

Eric, 31 January, 2009 at 00:15

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Thought this might be fun....I'll start... I'm a mature student I play for a living I cant remember a time when I wasn't a mummy I dont like real coffee, but I'll devour the pretendy powder Cappachinos I can walk the crabs bend I will usually buy shoes instead of 'something for the house' I got the...

Thought this might be fun....I'll start...

  1. I'm a mature student
  2. I play for a living
  3. I cant remember a time when I wasn't a mummy
  4. I dont like real coffee, but I'll devour the pretendy powder Cappachinos
  5. I can walk the crabs bend
  6. I will usually buy shoes instead of 'something for the house'
  7. I got the highest mark ever in the history of my course
  8. I really dont care what you think of me - a luxury I've only just embraced and relish
  9. I plan to retire to Kinsale
  10. I'm really rather selfish

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  • NightOwl
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    Haha..nooo, in my eyes Chris Martin is not gorgeous! The band was/is nowhere near as famous as Coldplay but the wife he married is more famous than Chris Martin! ?

    Spacecadet, bollox to Belt of Bru, you showed that you are a good and brave friend in standing up for her, and I am sure the Hitchers that were mad at the time now aknowlegde that!

    I think it was a few years ago NickJ was on Masterchef . I would love to try it out as well, but dont think Im anywhere near good enough to even make it past the first stages of try outs!

    ? to everybody who is feeling low.

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  • Spamboule
    Beginner October 2008
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    1. I have a really high instep on my feet & as a result I find it really hard to buy shoes. I therefore hate shoe shopping
    2. I love love love tomatoes
    3. ditto cheese
    4. I used to teach canoeing
    5. I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with my tongue
    6. I shared a school run with David Gilmour's children & was paid to wrap up their Christmas presents one year
    7. I re-cycle as much as I can
    8. I hate pineapple
    9. I would love to go to Argentina
    10. I am trying to pesuade my H to get a new job so we can move from London to a country mansion. Preferably abroad
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  • A
    Beginner April 2006
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    Some fab things here.

    1. I have just turned 40

    2. I failed my Grade 8 piano by 1 mark

    3. I appeared on a documentary about a child with Progeria and am last seen pointing the way down the corridor as she goes to school for the first time, but it looks really spooky

    4. I moan about my weight but do very little about it

    5. I have 38GG boobs

    6. I wish I had the guts to tell people exactly what I think

    7. I have a bird phobia developed from having a pigeon land on my head in Trafalgar Square

    8. Aged 28 in town with my mum I ducked as some birds flew towards me, said sh1t as I ducked, got a slap from my mum as I came back up for swearing!

    9. I lack confidence in my own abilities and often seem incapable of making decisions on my own

    10. I panic when faced with the dress code "smart/casual"

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  • spacecadet_99
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    Thanks both, promise I wasn't fishing for sympathy. It's kinda part of my whole paranoia/nobody likes me thing - I know it's mostly in my head but have difficulty getting past it sometimes. Hitched rocks and I love this place.

    Now I want to know who the famous people are that hitchers have done the naughty with ?

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  • Spring
    Beginner February 2008
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    SC_99 i like you ?

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  • Wuzzle
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    You would get on very well with my H, he hates when I have my sat nav in the car and is affectionately known by all our friends as 'map boy' ?

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  • spacecadet_99
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    That's just cos I gave you my table plan though ?.

    AND you painted it gold and made it look better than it did at my wedding, you cowbag ?

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  • Spring
    Beginner February 2008
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    I knew you were going to say that ?

    It's actually because you seem nice, even in person ?

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  • AngelFace123
    Beginner November 2007
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    1. I worry about EVERYTHING.

    2. I love my dog too much.

    3. I am going to study for my CCNA exam this year.

    4. I'm really good with figures.

    5. I have nice eyes.

    6. I have no confidence in myself.

    7. I hate doing housework but have OCD about it so noone else can do it but me!

    8. I say I don't want kids but get worried about changing my mind and its too late.

    9. I have terrible frown lines.

    10. I love shoes!

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  • C
    Beginner July 2007
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    Same here, I'm a lurker but will try and think of ten things....

    1. I celebrated my 30th wedding anniversary on Tuesday.

    2. I have four children and five grandchildren.

    3. I work full-time with young offenders.

    4. I love Hitched and sign on religously every day but never feel I have anything to contribute.

    5. I am at two universities studying two part-time courses, social work and youth justice.

    6. I completed the Moonwalk in 2007 in 7 hours. A big achievement for me...

    7. I was once an 'extra' in Emmerdale.

    8. I have lots of animals, dogs, cats, tortoises, rabbit ect...

    9. It would be fair to say that I love chocolate.

    10. Because of number 9 and other edibles I need to lose a considerable amount of weight.

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  • J
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    1. I'm very shy and am physically sick before meeting new people

    2. I've had false teeth since having the majority of mine knocked out at 17 (see below)

    3. I got hit by a drunk driver at 17 and (drunkenly) tried to stop my friend phoning an ambulance because I thought my Mum would give me a row for being out at a club rather than at my friends house

    4. I never wanted children of my own

    5. I have days where I wish I'd had no children or stopped at two

    6. I don't like my Dad and if it wasn't for my brother and sister I'd never see him again (or his family)

    7. I'm allergic to oranges and coconut

    8. I love Rugby League despite only finding out about it at 19 while watching the tv

    9. Spookily I chose the same Super League team as my long-lost Great Aunt & Uncle despite us only getting in contact last year (she'd not spoken to any of the family since my Mum was a baby)

    10. I am addicted to reearching my family tree and my husband hates it

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  • raspberryjam
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    1. I am a very strange shape, small on top and much larger on the bottom.

    2. I am incredibly scared of snakes

    3. I have met the Queen, Hug Grant and Liz Hurley and had full conversations with them.

    4. Sometimes I think I have some form of depression very scared of how I feel sometimes.

    5. I can milk a cow by hand

    6. I am getting chickens when we move house

    7. I want my H to move jobs for his health and spend many nights dreaming that something horrid will happen to him.

    8. I actually love my job

    9. Sometimes on here (and BT)I get really irritated and haven't got the nerve to stand out

    10. In the last year I have learnt to love myself - a bit

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  • ebee
    Beginner January 2008
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    1. despite having a career in the media, I'm painfully shy and never thought I was any good at my job.

    2. I don't have any friends that I can phone up and go out for a casual drink with... they all either live hundreds of miles away, or I don't feel I know them well enough yet.

    3. I want another baby, even though we've got two lovely boys and a third would be a bad idea, and my H doesn't want another.

    4. I can play the piano and saxophone

    5. I am addicted to hitched, and get all twitchy if I can't log on

    6. I started up a wedding video business, but still worry I'm not any good despite having loads of bookings and recommendations..

    7. I've only ever had a 4 figure sum in my bank account once.

    8. My wardrobe consists mainly of clothes from George

    9. I secretely want to go and live in the wilds of Scotland somewhere so my kids can have the same kind of childhood I had

    10. I hate eggs, but absolutely love frying them.

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  • geekypants
    Beginner August 2008
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    1. I grew up in Kinsale (Eric, if you retire there I'll come visit)

    2. My dad is a minor local N. Irish celebrity, and I haaaated it when younger, even though I am now very, very proud

    3. I have girl-lust for some people on here and the lives they live, and I bet the people I envy think that their lives are quite dull

    4. I have interviewed the Dalai Lama.

    5. I absolutely adore fashun, even though the cost, politics and snobbery of it all doesn't sit that well with me.

    6. I came quite close to winning an Oirish cookery competition, but couldn't make the results filming, so didn't stand a chance.

    7. I taught English in China at 18, and think I'll always have a bit of the crusty backpacker in me.

    8. We were v poor when I was younger, and McDonalds wass the biggest treat on the Earth. I still go about twice a year, and really enjoy that Big Mac.

    9. I was in so much debt at uni first time I gave up on a law degree that I was doing very well in

    10. I have managed to stop regretting the above.

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  • Zoay
    Beginner September 2013
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    1. A Tuareg Prince in the Sahara once offered several camels for my hand in marriage.

    2. I once had 20 permanent addresses in 10 years.

    3. I love climbing on roofs. Flat ones preferred Smiley winking

    4. When I was 4 I had a dream where I felt God told me to be a doctor. So I did.

    5. Every day I am amazed and delighted to have my dear H and daughter. I was on my own for so long.

    6. I got merit in my grade 5 jazz clarinet exam in my late 30s.

    7. I often hate church but I keep going anyway. God is worth it.

    8. I have 3 degrees and 2 post grad diplomas. I love learning - almost anything.

    9. I am rubbish at cleaning. I hate it.

    10. I cannot wait for heaven.

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  • Sia*
    Beginner January 2007
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    Fab thread...such an interesting read. I'll have a go now but I think it will be hard.

    1. I am obsessed with picking skin off my body...nails, ears, feet (although I can't reach them atm)

    2. I had a boob job which took me from an A to E cup and I love them!

    3. I have OCD/anxiety/control issues

    4. I can't eat off the same spoon/fork or drink from the same bottle/glass as someone else...be it my Mum/Husband etc ?

    5. When I make tea I always taste them both first and give myself the best one ?

    6. I come across in RL as very bubbly/confident...some might say bolshy but I actually have very low self esteem and constantly worry what others think.

    7. I wish I had more 'fun' when I was in my late teens instead of being in a long term relationship ?

    8. I have tomato ketchup with EVERYTHING. Including roast dinner, chinese and baked beans.

    9. I am devasted my beloved Granddad won't be here for the birth of my daughter.

    10. I wish I liked coffee so I could go pop out for a 'coffee' with friends, tea is not quite the same....how sad is that ?

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  • Diefenbaker
    Beginner September 2008
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    Oh, I always wanted to do that ever since seeing Audrey Horne (Twin Peaks) do it! I've never managed it though.

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  • DaisyDaisy
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    I can play the piano and the saxaphone

    I am constantly, constantly surprised that I am fat every time I look in the mirror.

    I did shed loads of class A's when I was younger and I don't regret a second, it was all enourmous fun.

    My current same sex crush is Joy from My name is Earl, Jaime Pressley, god help me if I ever become a lesbian if that's my taste.

    I am paralysed by stuff going through my mind that I can't move on from, mostly to do with my Mum, and am thinking of getting counselling. But admitting it all, as I have been lately to H & BF etc is really helping.

    I have fantasy conversations with people I don't like, Endless ones whereby I am witty and clever and cut them down to size very publicly and very urbanely. This is very different to the reality, and actually there aren't many people I don't like. Maybe 3.

    I can put both legs behind my head.

    I never ever had spots until I was about 30.

    I'm secretly scared that everyone just tolerates me, even though I have lots of very close strong friends old and new that I know I could rely on.

    I am a loyal friend, and rarely lose touch with people who matter.

    I was bullied all through primary school. And hate myself for thinking 'good' when I heard the main bully got divorced. Not good karma.

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  • flissy666
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    Can I take a guess? Was it Royston Langdon (Spacehog) who is married to Liv Tyler?

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  • Ferret
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    1. I'm very new to hitched and was previously a lurker!

    2. I once appeared on tele dressed as a giant chess piece for children in need

    3. I'm (very)scared of flying

    4. I've just found out that the job I have been doing on a temporary basis will be mine permanently

    5. Have just bought a new bag to celebrate!

    6. I used to play the piano - and yes mum, you were right when you said I would regret giving it up...

    7. I have a 'significant' birthday this year and am not really looking forward to it

    8. I am addicted to jacket potatoes

    9. I can't sit on wooden toilet seats - sorry

    10. I live a long way from my family and I miss them

    That's all folks

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  • Orly Bird
    Beginner April 2007
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    1 - My favourite childhood actor is now one of my friends.

    2 - I share a birthday with Kate Winslett.

    3 - Sometimes my dreams are so wierd, I'm scared to go to sleep the following night.

    4 - I feel like I've wasted the last ten years of my life

    5 - I don't know what colour my eyes are

    6 - I'd be surprised if any Hitchers know my real name.

    7 - I've only ever had one argument with my best mate - and we've known each other over a decade.

    8 - I don't have any contact with my dad. Despite my mum's protestations, I prefer it that way

    9 - I get envous of my friend getting more comments on her weblog than I do (mostly because they're from guys, who I think fancy her)

    10 - I don't know if no. 1 is sad, geeky or a combination of both)

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  • Doofuz
    Beginner August 2007
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    Goodness, haven't been on OT for a while, but great topic.

    1. I really enjoy being a short arse

    2 . I am very impulsive. This gets very expensive.

    3. I act stupid sometimes as I am insecure.

    4. I didn't speak to my dad for four years but I fixed that and can't get enough of him now.

    5. I am very spiritual.

    6. I was bullied really badly at school.

    7. I hate going clubbing now, would rather sit in a cosy quiet pub with a glass of coke. Boring.

    8. I am lazy when it comes to cooking. I can do it but I don't want to.

    9. I am the most amazing cleaner. This makes up for being a lazy cook.

    10. I am scared of pain, but I want a baby. Get over it quick!

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  • J
    Beginner May 2003
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    This thread is great. Especially the contributions from lurkers - nothing to contribute my arse, you're all so interesting!

    Erm mine then....

    1. I once had a brief fling with a British actor who is now a famous Hollywood star. (I have told that one before but not for a while)

    2. I can play the clarinet but had to stop because I can not abide dry wood (or tissues) in my mouth. Makes my skin crawl.

    3. When I once staying at the Boston Plaza hotel we had our room busted in to by security in the middle of the night. It was terrifying and the hotel couldn't give us a reason why it happened.

    4. I am phobic of frogs. Luckily it's not something that makes day to day life too bad, so I've never sought treatment.

    5. I consider myself religious but don't think Jesus exsisted or any of the bible stories actually happened, so I'm not sure where that leaves me really.

    6. I went to Ibiza with 8 girls when I was 18. I witnessed a 'lesbian act' between three of my friends, but I can't remember which ones. I think my brain was too traumatised and/or pissed to remember who it actually featured. So it's weird to remember it now, as I remember it all, just not who was there. I'm not sure that makes any sense at all.

    7. Whilst studying for my a-levels I had less than 50% attendance record.

    8. I was fortunate enough to fly 1st class to NYC and back as part of our honeymoon - it was wonderful and I've never flown since as I now hate the thought of economy so would rather not fly at all.

    9. I have an obsession with handbags

    10. Whenever someon'es pissed me off, I act out imaginery scenarios with that person where I have it out with them and am composed, witty and articulate. I do this over and over and then when I actually see them I end up saying nothing.

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  • C
    Beginner June 2006
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    1. I am obsessive about washing my hands

    2. I have Emetophobia

    3. I had 13 sessions of CBT for the above

    4. I prefer to be at home rather than anywhere else, I feel comfortable here and I love it

    5. I wish my home was like a double page spread in Ideal Home Magazine and that is what I ultimately aiming for with everything we do to the house

    6. I want to be liked, but pretty much think that everyone thinks I am a *** as I have very few friends

    7. I am very self conscious

    8. I have to get waxed every month for excess facial hair (how hideous is that!!!)

    9. I pulled a random guy on the M25 whilst stuck in a queue of traffic and he followed me back to my flat and we had amazing ruddies, and I never saw him again.

    10. I am at my most relaxed whilst baking or gardening

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  • WelshTotty
    Beginner December 2014
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    Blimey this is a tough one...... ten things Hmmmmm....

    1. Im about to sell my beloved 4WD and I know Im going to miss her lots.

    2. I am a map freak, I love them, Im lucky to have a job that involves mapping and maps, its bliss.

    3. I can play the clarinet and am teaching myself the flute (v slowly)

    4. I used to sell my watercolours on commission but dont have the time to paint anymore.

    5. Ive been on Blockbusters (and asked for a 'P please Bob') and Wheel of Fortune (with Bradley Walsh)

    6. I have a seaweed phobia, its horrific stuff and whenever I might be swimming in the sea and I see a bit floating towards me I will swim around it.

    7. I failed my A levels in spectacular fashion and never got to Uni, however Im glad I didnt go afterall as Ive quite enjoyed my career in the Civil Service so far.

    8. If I make a friend its usually for life and Im very loyal, I also expect my friends to be the same (they are) I have a small circle of true friends.

    9. I was bullied in primary school to the point of Police involvement as I suffered a kicking and cracked ribs.

    10. Im tall, Im fat, I have big feet, but I like the person I am!

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  • feathers
    Beginner January 2007
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    Wow Hitchers are pretty musical it seems and I can't believe how many can play the clarinet. All the 10 things are great

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  • Puss
    Beginner September 2004
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    1, I am convinced no one likes me and mostly they only put up with me out of guilt / pity (this includes my husband and my family)

    2, I would love to go back to work, even part time, but I am very frightened of putting myself out there.

    3, I have a letter I need to post to confirm that I still want 1:1 CBT but I keep forgetting as I think I am wasting their time.

    4, Mr P applied for me to go on How To Look Good Naked and I got past the first round but no further, this compounded the "I am a hopeless case" scenario in my head.

    5, I think I am a horrid person and my inlaws can't be as bad I as think they are (although I am assured they are)

    6, I am pooing my pants (not literally, that would be gross) about starting my potential photography business.

    7, I take everything personally.

    8, I find photo editing very therapeutic & relaxing, I even take my laptop on most holidays so I can tinker.

    9, I should be tidying the living room right this minute...

    10, I loathe most vegetables cooked but can eat most of them raw happily.

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  • Zo�
    Beginner July 2009
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    These are interesting (although I am sure mine aren't)

    1. I met my H online, and all the boyfriends and sexual encounters I have had (apart from 1) have all been with people I have met online.

    2. I am very shy and always think everyone thinks bad things about me, especially about my size (I am very over weight due to medical and emotional things).

    3. I have a huge fear of water being splashed in my face and have panic attacks when swimming if someone splashes me.

    4. I rarely leave the house, and thus rarely bother to get dressed.

    5. I inherited 60 grand from a great aunt I never knew I had (but am still very skint due to not working)

    6. I regret having to leave university in my final year after slogging through 3 years including a years work in industry. It upsets me that I know I will never graduate from uni and it was my nan's wish that I would (she died before she knew I had left uni).

    7. I frequently think about suicide and think the world would be better without me in it.

    8. I am the eldest of 6 children.

    9. I am addicted to drinking coke zero and dr pepper zero and rarely drink much else.

    10. I would love to have a famous name for finding the cure to something like cancer or HIV or some such, but would hate to have a famous face.

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  • AllyDrew
    Beginner May 2007
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    Here we go

    1. I worked professionlly as a dancer between the ages of 12 and 18
    2. I studied Acting and Musical Theatre at Drama School and hated most of it
    3. I danced in the world's longest chorus line on Record Breakers when i was 15
    4. I went to Uni when I was aged 26 - 30 and had the time of my life
    5. I was very slutty indeed in the above time period
    6. I have been to Glastonbury festival 8 times and can't wait to take my daughter there in a couple of years time when she's big enough not to drown in the mud!
    7. My mum died of cancer when i was 21 and I dread ever losing my Dad. He's 68 now and I know he won't be here forever and it terrifies me
    8. I was horribly bullied at school and it still amazes me that people want to be friends with me now
    9. I am slightly in awe of a good few Hitchers and think their lives are so much cooler than mine
    10. Despite having had an unblemished driving licence for 16 years I am too scared to drive with my daughter in the car as I'm scared I'll crash and kill her. Thus I do an awful lot of walking!
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  • Katchoo
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    1. I am hugely flighty and have worked very hard to curb this side of my personality.

    2. I prefer animals to humans 99% of the time.

    3. The only member of my biological family I speak to is my mother, and I don't like her all that much.

    4. I've had a play I wrote performed at a West End Theatre.

    5. Last summer, at a work do, I was chatted up by an extremely famous Hollywood actor who wanted to take me back to his hotel room. I didn't go.

    6. I am constantly amazed that my H chose to be with me.

    7. I am addicted to tea, to the point where I carry tea bags with me at all times.

    8. Linking to 1 and 6, Mr K is the only partner I've ever been faithful to.

    9. I look a good 10 years younger than I really am and the age on my acting CV reflects this.

    10. I struggled with depression throughout my childhood, teens and twenties. It's only in my thirties I've managed to (I hope) conquer it, and this was by entirely changing my life and my outlook on life.

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  • Orly Bird
    Beginner April 2007
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    What play, and what theatre ? <nosy icon>

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  • Katchoo
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    It was part of a new writers competition and was quite a few years ago now, when I was a teenager.

    Owing to my depression I let my writing slide, but I'm working on some new stuff now including a play and a drama mini series. ?

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