Chat up lines

I've only had awful ones said to me:

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven??

Yikes.

I love a good chat up line, i have alwasy said if the guy has got the guts to say something as cheesey like that and make me laugh then hes alright in my books!

Mr C stood across the room and just said "phwoaar" in his best Sid James stylee. This worked for me!

Love a good chat up line!!

WSS!

I hate chat up lines. When men have said them in the past, I just looked at them with my 'Please fvck off. Thank you.' look.

I think it depended what it was. If it was a boring common one then I wouldn't be impressed but if I hadn't heard it before then it would make me laugh.

I don't think I have ever been chatted up. A bloke at a works do once asked me if I would go up to his room with him so we could watch each other masturbate. I politely declined. Does that count?

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Mr R does this too! Although in his case its more, so ridiculous that it makes me laugh, than charming.

My mate who has the gift of the gab used to just say in his broad Yorkshire accent 'fancy a sh@g?' and you'd be surprised how many would!!

The really memorable one for me was a lad (probably 23 to my 28) calling out to me "come on love can I walk you home" me replying in my poshest southern voice "no I don't think so" for him to say "I'll let you suck my ***" - wow that last line nearly changed my mind

I've had some really quite tragic lines thrown at me in clubs, but my fave was one my H heard once. He never used it on me, but one of our friends did and got a relatively longish relationship out of it. He walked up to a girl at a bar and said 'Excuse me, How much do you think a polar bear weighs?' she looked at him and said 'I don't know' he then said 'Just enough to break the ice' class!