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ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown
Beginner January 2012

Completely rude and personal question for pregnant or previously-pregnant ones

ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown, 29 November, 2012 at 14:17 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 50

Are you still having sex? What positions are no longer practical?

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Latest activity by kharv, 4 January, 2013 at 12:17
  • Flowmojo
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    Theres a post on the mumdrum about this today infact!!

    https://www.madeformums.com/

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    In the early months, position wasn't really an issue because there wasn't a huge bump in the way. Later on when my hips were agony and my stomach took over 3/4 of the bed, the only one we could manage when I let H within 6 ft of me was spooning.

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    We did more often in the early stages but once we saw the little man flipping around on the screen it put a whole new perspective on things!! ? H has really been put off by it so I think since we have only DTD a handful of times.

    I haven't got a mahoosive bump yet but comfort wise spooning is the way forward.

    Why on Earth were you thinking about this topic Footers?

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  • Storky
    Beginner May 2011
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    Is this FTLOMB's schock pregnancy announcement?

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  • Saisi
    Beginner June 2011
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    Indeed! ?

    Spooning is the way forward, when I'm not too tired/have achey hips/feeling sick/just plain not in the mood!

    It was me who was put off after seeing the baby at a scan rather than my H. Plus I can feel him wriggling away inside (baby I mean!) and let me tell you, that is MOST offputting...

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  • sal.san
    Beginner December 2011
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    Absolutely this!

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  • Flowmojo
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    yes, this exactly specially during!!!

    i was so sick the first tri, well up until 4 and a bit months, but that was when we were just married and on honeymoon so i grinned a bared it!!! now, as i have every ache and pain under the sun,and a whopping bump to boot, i dont think im shexy at all therefore do not feel like rudies...

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  • Mrs Bass
    Beginner March 2011
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    ?

    I only openned this thread to see what the rude question was but this made me chuckle!!

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  • ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown
    Beginner January 2012
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    Ha, not a chance. It's a fairly normal trip through the mind of Footlong. After I posted, our office then began to discuss how a man might have sex with a horse.

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  • sal.san
    Beginner December 2011
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    ?

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  • Storky
    Beginner May 2011
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    Have you seen that Germany have now made bestiality illegal (it was made legal c40 years ago - crazy!)?

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
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    Storky I was just about to mention that! I was reading it this morning and thought 'hang on, 40 years ago someone thought "yeah, sex with animals, that's alright, we'll allow that"!!'

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    That reminds of something I had this displeasure of reading on bookface this morning.


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  • Rizzo
    Beginner July 2011
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    No we're not it's too uncomfortable - I think my H is actually jealous of my gym ball as I bounce on that all the time.

    We'll be doing it soon to try to induce labour but I'm dreading it.

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
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    My god Pinky!!!

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  • Rod
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    WTVF

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    Just when I think this place can't get any more bizarre! ? ?

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  • *Ducky*
    Beginner July 2012
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    My husband often requires a little 'guidance,' maybe he should take lessons from the dog about getting it in first go!

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    ? Ducky!

    Sorry ladies, it is pretty rank but rather fitting.

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  • Nutella
    Beginner March 2013
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    ? Pinky that is vile!!!

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  • Pittabre
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    That's what made me go hmmmm... dogs often need guidance with bitches let alone with a non directly comaptible species. And I'm suprrised he was able to remove his penis straight away as they often lock after coitus to ensure that the *** has got pregnant with his sperm ratehr than a competing dog. I really think he would have needed a lot of guidance to achieve this so I this is how it should have read:
    'My parents were away this weekend and my boyfriend came over with some of his mates and we drank lots of alcohol. We were playing dares and they dared me to rub my dogs penis.'

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    Hahaha I love that you have thought about that so much Pittabre!

    By the way I didn't write the blummin thing, and I certainly do not have some sort of dog child inside me!!

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  • Saisi
    Beginner June 2011
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    ? Oh Pinky I love how you feel the need to clarify this! Never even crossed my mind! ?

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  • Flowmojo
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    you clearly dont know pinky ??

    (luffs you really Pink one!)

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  • Becklarrr
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    This can't be true surely ?

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  • Pittabre
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    Haven't thought about it that much - just had a dog that could have potentially been a stud dog and looked into it. Apparentlya lot of dogs have a hard time actually getting it in - much like human males - and therefore need assistance.

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    I'm hoping to god it wasn't a serious post anyway *shudders*

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  • *Eclair*
    Beginner August 2012
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    I wish I hadn't opened this thread! That girl needs some serious biology lessons if it is true.

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  • Holey
    Beginner July 2011
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    I don't even know what made me open this thread being as it's not applicable to me, really wishing I hadn't looked!

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  • gee_gee
    Beginner August 2013
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    We barely had sex the whole time I was PG - I had thrush at least once a month whilst PG so it was simply too uncomfortably. Plus, I just wasn't in the mood!!

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  • *Mini*
    Beginner January 2012
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    That dog thread is horrendous.

    Though I once dreamt I gave birth to a fish, that was odd.

    I cant help on your sex when pregnant question Footlong, I can answer how you have sex with a broken arm if you wish?

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  • Tiny-Tiggs
    Beginner April 2012
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    Now that's how to title a thread properly without offending people. Well done Footlong!

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