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ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown
Beginner January 2012

Completely rude and personal question for pregnant or previously-pregnant ones

ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown, 29 November, 2012 at 14:17

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Are you still having sex? What positions are no longer practical?

Are you still having sex? What positions are no longer practical?

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  • Sshh
    Beginner January 2018
    Sshh ·
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    ???

    I don't know why I've not ventured over to OT before!

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  • Cilla
    Beginner April 2012
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    *really wishing I hadn't read this thread before replying* ?

    Mr C can't come near me when I'm pregnant, he just can't bring himself to do it. I remember when I was overdue with A and I was trying to get him to do it as an attempt to bring on labour and he still wouldn't. I was trying to back onto him so he wouldn't notice the bump...he was having none of it

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  • Pittabre
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    BTW even with hips and knees being dislocated and 9 months pregnant you still fidn a way to ahev sex using lots of cushions because the MW tells you it helps bring on labour and you are a fortnight over due....

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  • MummyMoo82
    Beginner October 2012
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    I think at a fortnight overdue you try anything once!

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  • *Bea*
    Beginner October 2011
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    Just not the Great Dane!!!!!

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  • Arquard
    Beginner May 2011
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    Hahahaha, I went through this with H too. It got to the stage of me chasing him (waddling) round the house, trying to seduce him by shouting "C'MOOONNN!! You KNOW you think I'm sexy" whilst desperately trying to get my 9 months-pregnant belly into my sexy lingerie. Poor boy was nearly traumatised.

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    ??

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  • Pittabre
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    I even tried to give myself a sweep??

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  • ForTheLoveOfMrsBrown
    Beginner January 2012
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    Well, hasn't this all turned out peachy-keen. Great Danes and sweeping-membranes....

    I only wondered if it was a bit heavy bounding on'top. That is all.

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
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    Arquard: hilarious.

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  • Kjay
    Beginner August 2013
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    This is exactly why I shouldn't be so damn nosey!!

    I love the way off topic gets off topic- you guys are great!

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  • Jemima Renrut
    Beginner October 2013
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    I'm spending more and more time in OT. This is why.lol.

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  • Mellow_Yellow
    Beginner May 2012
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    Wahahaha! I had to bump this! I missed it first time round, and it is fucking hilarious! ?

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  • Erin8
    Beginner June 2014
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    This is the most random thread l have read on here!

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
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    Stick around - this is tame Smiley winking

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