Completely rude and personal question for pregnant or previously-pregnant ones

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I don't know why I've not ventured over to OT before!

*really wishing I hadn't read this thread before replying* ?

Mr C can't come near me when I'm pregnant, he just can't bring himself to do it. I remember when I was overdue with A and I was trying to get him to do it as an attempt to bring on labour and he still wouldn't. I was trying to back onto him so he wouldn't notice the bump...he was having none of it

BTW even with hips and knees being dislocated and 9 months pregnant you still fidn a way to ahev sex using lots of cushions because the MW tells you it helps bring on labour and you are a fortnight over due....

I think at a fortnight overdue you try anything once!

Just not the Great Dane!!!!!

Hahahaha, I went through this with H too. It got to the stage of me chasing him (waddling) round the house, trying to seduce him by shouting "C'MOOONNN!! You KNOW you think I'm sexy" whilst desperately trying to get my 9 months-pregnant belly into my sexy lingerie. Poor boy was nearly traumatised.

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I even tried to give myself a sweep??

Well, hasn't this all turned out peachy-keen. Great Danes and sweeping-membranes....

I only wondered if it was a bit heavy bounding on'top. That is all.

Arquard: hilarious.

This is exactly why I shouldn't be so damn nosey!!

I love the way off topic gets off topic- you guys are great!

I'm spending more and more time in OT. This is why.lol.

Wahahaha! I had to bump this! I missed it first time round, and it is fucking hilarious! ?

This is the most random thread l have read on here!

Stick around - this is tame