Have you ever done this?

I think all the copper would be uncomfortable ?

Let me think... well strictly speaking I'd probably have to take the bed to the bank and pawn it in order to break even with the bank ?

I've "played" with quite a lot of cash we won once (I think it was about 4k) but not actually shagged with abandon on it, mores the pity.

No - have you? ?

Think of the paper cuts ?

I have a feeling it would be rather like sex on the beach - sounds better than it actually is.

Could you try it and do a Hitched report though?

Definitely with Baby Buns. Copper would hurt!

Yes - have you?

Ugh, no! Money smells.

If i had a vast amount of money i don't think i could do this as i have far too many folds in my voluptuous body that i'd probably lose 3/4 of of the dosh never to be found again.

No. If anyone's got any ideas about how to shag on a mountain of debt, I'll give it a go.

Ewww no. When you read reports of what they find on bank notes then I don't think I'd want to!

I can confirm that you're right on this one - we tried this back in our yoof when on holiday - half way through we realised there was a man sitting on a sunlounger about 25 metres away watching us. Kind of put us off and we had to stop. Ick.

No but I'm intruiged to hear back from you, KN ?

My H once sold his car privately and two men from Wales (we're in Kent) arrived and gave us £12k in twenties for it. My H brought it to me for counting and I was in bed, so it did get spread all over the bed now I come to think of it.... But I had horrendous morning sickness and the smell of the notes kept making me retch. And I had two Welsh men stood in my hall willing me to hurry up. Hmmmm sexy. ?

Nope.

Banknotes are grim. The old ones smell bad and the new ones would give you paper cuts.

No, I've never done it ?

TBH I don't see the appeal at all, either practically or symbolically. I think finding money sexy is a bit odd (which isn't to say that I don't like money). It just seemed an interesting thing, because it seems quite decadent but is actually quite practical, in that you can put the money back afterwards.

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You could just do it on your bank cards and building society books, cut out the middle man as it were.

So presumably some people have? ?

I agree with this, it's not something I find appealing.

Nope.

As you say, I don't particularly see the sex appeal in money (lots of other appeal, yes, but sex appeal, no). Even if the notion did come over, the practical dullard would be wondering if we had any DDs due out that day or something ?

Had the opportunity a few months back, when we discovered money my FIL had stashed away under his bed; we persuaded him to let us take it and put in the bank. We had a vast amount in £20's in 2 carrier bags... I was tempted, and said so to husband but one whiff from the bag decided me not to bother. Old money absolutely honks doesn't it!

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I don't 'get' the appeal of it, I must say.

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If I went and emptied our bank account today I would have £80. I don't think shagging on four £20 notes would have much impact tbh. ?

Agree re: not finding money sexy too. Plus I would be worrying about it all getting wet. ??

Personally I'd rather lie in the bath and have my H tip the cash all over me so I could scoop my arms up and sort of have it cascade all over me while I roared "it's mine, all mine I tell you". That might be quite good fun ... <goes off to check bank balance>

Yeah we thought it'd be more fun to throw it around, and yell "we're rich, we're RICH!!" but again, it smells minging and it's be a pain to have to tidy up wouldn't it!! (and coounted it all up and couldn't find some)

I'm shocked, doesn't everyone do this?

Well if I'm going to do it, I'd really have to do it this weekend as I've been paid, but I think my mortgage doesn't come out until Monday.

Now, there are a few problems with this.

1. We're going to Iain's parents, and I don't think it would be particularly easy to explain.

2. What about....well... spillage? It would be a bit embarassing to take back to the bank all manky.

3. As has already been said - used notes! Yuck!

4. We'd probably catch Swine 'Flu or worse!

5. All of the above! It's just not going to happen!

Now i know why they hate me so much at the local branch.

Alley drew, aren't you a bank manager? Thats what you call cutting out the middle man, open the safe and roll away.........