I dare you to confess.....

OH and I kept a wedding present we bought for his cousin.

I'm really ashamed of this but when I think about it we were almost justified in doing it as the bride acted like a spoiled brat the whole weekend. We spent a blooming fortune travelling up north for a weekend for the wedding and I'd spent ages finding a really nice present that we could afford on our student budget. At the reception the B&G decided they were too tired at 8pm and sent everyone home. Her poor mum had only just sat down at this point as she had catered (and paid for) the whole thing so we went with her to a local pub to continue the celebrations on our own. The next day we found out that in actual fact the B&G had gone back to her dad's hotel and stayed up all night drinking and playing the bango. They came to visit us for 2 minutes on the Sunday to tell us they thought they had food poisoning (umm no you're just hungover) then went back to her dad's hotel again to party with all his family while we spent the third night in a row with her mum. We were so angry that they lied to us about what they were up to and how she treated her mum that OH ripped open their present and put it back in our bag.

Haha! What was it.... just curious?

Le creuset soup bowls. They were a bargain from TK Max and I'm ashamed to say I laugh every time we use them.

Flow- My jaw hit the floor reading that! Hilarious!

Kriek I think that is great.

One thing I do on a regular basis is pretend not to hear people- at home and at work- I don't know why.

ETA- I am not actually ashamed of it tho..!

Wahahahaha some of these are hilarious!! I can't think of anything off the top of my head but I'm sure I will come up with something.

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No sexy times you say, but sounds like water sports to me, golden shower! Haha

I wee everytime I have a shower, without fail. Even better when OH is in with me, he does it too, neither of us have any shame. Once he said if I didn't tell him what his xmas prezzie was, he would wee on me. He did. I got him back by pretending to give him a big hug from behind, when really I was weeing down his leg.

Not sure I have anything to confess really. (actually that's a massive lie, but nothing to confess on a very open forum!)

Fae that is VILE!!!

Hahaha I have no shame! But its ok, the water washed it right away and then we used (a bit more than normal) shower gel. And we were on holiday so the pool water helped clean us too!

And it wouldn't have been a very good porno I'm afraid. Twas funny though. I'm such a minger.

I've had a right good laugh at this! And as a side note, I did hear somewhere that it's more eco friendly to pee in the shower, so your actually doing the world a favour....that's what i tell myself when i do it anyway. I refrain if H is in with me though.

100% agreed on the peeing in the shower, with or without OH in there.

Also NEVER take my make up before bed.

My confession would be that I once threw up three times on the train home from work (years ago!). I just kept moving from carriage to carriage!

Actualy LOL at the computer screen!. amazing!

Fae, I hope to god you were in the shower when you did the sneaky pee hug, and not just like, in the kitchen or the street or something. I pee in the shower all the time. Though never when D is in there. I think he would divorce me. He says its gross but it saves time!

One thing I did do yesterday that i'm a little ashamed of, I broke the kettle at work and told no one, and acted totally surprised when my colleague went in an hour later to make a cup of tea and it wouldn't work. I will NEVER tell them it was me.

My ex and I had a dramatic relationship. After one particularly eventful fight I had gone out with a friend and got spectaclary drunk. On the way home I walked past his house and spied his car- his pride and joy parked outside. I decided it would be good to take some aggression out on said car and smashed the headlights ?

He called the next day distraught that some thugs had damaged his beloved car....

I also slept with his house-mate after we broke up, not sure why really as he was vile. It just seemed a good idea at the time to teach him a lesson. I doubt he cared

I do feel like a bit of a mentalist when I look back to it, it was a very crazy time.

I had a boss whom I didn't like very much. One morning he asked me to make him a cup of tea (blooming cheek in itself, i was Director of Marketing, not the trainee, BAH) but there were no tea bags left.

So I took one of the previous day's out of the bin and made his tea with that.

I love how many people also pee in the shower. I may have played down how often I do it in case I was ridiculed! I pretty much do it every time. When the water hits me and the urge comes it’s far too much faff to get out and dry my bum to sit on the loo. Plus as RKB says, think how much water we are all saving with one less flush per day!

A few years ago I had a witch for a boss. One day she made the mistake of bragging about her 'upmarket' post code (she was a right snob) and it was an unusual name for a road so it stuck with me. Things got worse and worse the longer I was there and I was going home most weeks in tears.

A few months later I told my H the address and he went round one night and slashed her tyres. It was a Sunday night so the next morning she was late coming in. She eventually rung into say that someone had slashed her tyres and that it must have been one of the many neighbours that she had a feud with (proving she really was a witch if she had so many suspects!).

It cost her £140 for new tyres.

OH and I were at a wedding show and there was a magician doing tricks who was totally awesome but OH just wondered off without stopping to watch and talk to him as he said he thinks magicians are pants. (it wasn't really busy so the magician was doing some one on one tricks with me) Anyway we decided to play a trick on my OH, I signed a playing card and put it in my wallet and my wallet in my bag, I called OH over to watch the tricks and we did one where the magician made me sign a card in front of OH, the magician then made the card vanish and asked me to check my wallet, so out I pull the card I planted there, OH was obviously totally shocked and amazed and still talks about it to people today. (I don't have the heart to tell him I was in on it ha)

I can do you shower pee-ers one better...OH and I pee in the bath. Even when we're sharing a bath (we both know the other one does it).

That’s grim.

I couldn’t sit in it.

Ewwwww!!!!!!!!

OMG I am shocked, repulsed and appalled by this wee wee antics ladies I expect this kind of talk/behaviour when I'm out with the lads.....This thread has also put me off ever setting foot in a swimming pool ever again! ha

I can match your bath peeing but don't share a bath with OH - we don't fit as he's too tall!

I swear I have only done this once ? (apart from pooing and weeing in the sea - that doesn’t count right?)

POOING IN THE SEA?????????

Not recently!! But I did once. My nan went and fished it out ?

you were really young...right?

Um, depends what you class as really young. ?

Old enough to know it was wrong, that’s all I’m saying!

You vile beast! ?

I'm glad I'm not the only one CB! My theory is that it diffuses in the water and is no worse than the other dirt on your skin that stews in the bath! And I have only ever weed in a pool once in my life when I got in the pool and suddenly realised I was absolutely desperate!

Just thought of another one...on NYE when I was 15 my best mate came round and my mum left us a couple of bottles of Bucks Fizz. We ended up raiding my mums alcohol cabinet and drank a massive bottle of vodka. I was throwing up by midnight, it was the first time I ever got pissed. To this day my mum still thinks we got that drunk on Bucks Fizz!