I'm pissed off...

Yeah bring back Maggie!

I agree... not with the Maggie thing ...

<Father Ted> Down with this sort of thing!

And beer came in proper size bottles... Like whatthefuck is 33cl?

And 15 people could squeeze into a blaxi and noone raised an eye.

And birds used to smell like birds. Stuff from Body Shop and that Poison stuff.

Not like a pick 'n' mix.

I'm old. But will they let me have ma pension?

Yeah, white musk it was.

And men were allowed to call women birds ?

And sometimes we even liked it ?

I used to know women, sometimes I even spoke to them.

Times have definitely changed - I had no idea at first what you meant by birds. MG: "do birds smell different now then?"?