I've hurt myself. Again.

You need wrapping up in cotton wool Kharv! Hope the pain buggers off soon, if not use alcohol to numb it (by drinking, not by bathing in gin).

Gin, as always, will help.

Seriously though, poor you and I hope it eases it'self off over the day.

Ouch. You will now have to drink even more at the wedding this weekend, this will help it heal!

Are you made of china?!

Wedding is next weekend Mrs Imp but I do have the Big Reunion tomorrow so plenty of alcohol will be consumed!

I shall definitely attempt to ease the pain with gin this evening.

Either that or I'm just a fucking moron. Probably both, come to think of it.

Haha I honestly don't think it's that! Definitely don't need to trump!

Ouchie! No waving your arms around like you just don't care at the reunion then ... Go careful!

Are you kidding me?! How else am I going to get Scott from 5ive to marry me?!

Haha erm you could try waving someone else's arms or get your bags out!

Eta: that was meant to be baps, not saying you have saggy bag like boobies Kharvo ?

Hahahahaha, Bea! That made me snort.

People at work think it's a trapped nerve as I now have slight pins and needles in my left hand and the hand feels a bit numb.

Brilliant. Am I the only person in the world who can trap a nerve just from walking down the street?

Same shoulder/arm as six weeks ago? Perhaps you didn't quite heal and have dinked it again.

Nope - opposite side! Ha!

Oh dear Kharvo, are we going to have to wrap you in bubble wrap?

Nope. Honestly, it's not that. Pharmacist is sure it's a trapped nerve as my left hand is numb and has pins and needles. Have ibruprofen and paracetamol to take at the same time and instructions to go to the docs if the pins and needles don't subside over the next day or so.

I'm the clumsiest person I know kharvo, I broke my arm feeding chickens. It's all good.

Ahhh, I feel better!

Speak to your HR department and get them to send you on some manual handling training.... Sounds like you need it !

I didn't lift anything! I was just sauntering down the street!

Obviously have a pretty good 'gangsta swag' on you ?

Anyone who knows me would verify this... ?

Well it still could still be linked to something you picked up earlier in the day or failing that has your employer conducted a DSE assesment of your work station?.......Sorry you would never guess I work in Health& safety..........?

Oh Kharv hope you are feeling better but this thread has properly made me chuckle!

I can join you and mini in the clumsy club, I am currently sporting a grazed back and elbows from falling down the stairs...again!(no alcohol to blame either!)

I spent three months on crutches after jumping on a measuring jug and severing a vein in my foot- I still have the bloodied shard that was removed from my foot (too much?)

Did you mean to jump on it? (I like souvenirs!)

No was a total accident. Was quite serious at the time,999 blue flashing lights and lots if excellent painkillers. It was my best friends fault and I still make her feel guilty about it now 'I nearly died' blah blah.

i can flash?

Definitely flash.

You need bubble wrap girl lol

Glad I'm not the only saddo working in Health and Safety ?

You bloody turnip! Hope you feel better soon x

I feel much better thanks! I slept on a hot water bottle on Friday night and it felt a bit better Saturday. Is pretty much gone now.

You'll all be pleased to know that I hurt my thumb 2 weeks ago and that's still really painful, though.

Hurrah!

But boo to being in pain from your thumb.