So every year for the past 9 years the Jehovah witnesses have done the rounds in our town and every year for the last 7 years I've told them I worship Satan, normally when I say this they say good day and go on their merry way. Well last week we had the Jehovah's and the same routine happened but about 20 mins ago we had MORMONS this new to our town... So I told them I worship Satan! Before I know it they are asking me if we can all pray to save my soul... I was not best pleased and told them if they start praying for me I'll turn my garden hose on them.
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