Excuse the pun..
What are your pets names and what other names do you call them?
We have a cat called Ozzy (we live on Osborne Road..) who gets called Ozwoz.
Dog is called Manson (Marilyn Manson. black lab.. carrying on the rock/ goth theme). He always gets called Panty Pants or just Pants. Manson- Mansy- Mansy Pants- Pantsy Pants- Pants (trying to justify it here but really we are just cruel cruel dog parents!)
This isn't too bad when in the house but when we are out on walks shouting Pants it really isn't the best! Sad thing is that it has completely stuck now and if I'm talking to anyone about the dog they look completely puzzled when I say his 'name'.