Room for a small (ish) one?!

I loved the thread. I got to 'out' my distaste for cupcakes and bunting and birdcages and mismatched teacups

Make yourself comfortable! Tricks has a new sofa that'll be perfect...

Pretty much described my wedding there! Shall flounce immedeatley.

Welcome along!

Thanks! I'll fetch my slippers. And my balloons. And pink stuff. ?

Here's the rub - I look at wedding photos with that theme and I think wow, gorgeous.

I attended a 'Vintage Wedding Fayre' for all things old-tyme pretty and realised that it's just not me. At all. I tried vintage clothing, I looked like a bag lady.

So I gave up and now scorn away (in complete jealousy)....

But I will say that I hate how cupcakes have became a lifestyle item to some people - as opposed to a bit of food. Macaroon's can beat it as well.

I often smell like a bag lady.

Vintage (charity shop) clothes have a certain whiff!

Maybe a 'Vintage weddings. Discuss' thread on WP?

Or 'Smelly bag ladies. Should they be invited?'

tis true, i alwasy take a can of febreeze when seeing mini?

That's good question that I would like to know as well!

Hello Brian,do you have a website in poor English you would like us to visit? Thought I would just cut to the chase.

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? waaah! Giving a bad name to Brians. Sad times.

Well if Brian wants to know then who am I to hold back?!! ?

*stands up*

My names Nora, I am 27 and I am a primary school teacher so struggle to get on here in the day. I am from Birmingham. I like cheese, reading and my cat. I don't like tomatoes,

*sits back down*

Sorry Nora, no sitting on my sofa until I know for sure you're not a bag lady.

Hello Nora. Do join me in the sofa queue. I am sure someone will budge up soon and let us sit down. Just put the bags full of fluff outside!

Missed this yesterday, Hello Nora! Welcome to the dark side ?

i do like a clutch ?

Maybe I could sit on a bean bag until then?

Thanks!

Nora, have you bought booze or snacks? They go down well over here.

Welcome to the club!

Hello Nora ? always nice to see new faces join in ?

Hello!!! ?

I have bought a vast amount of wine and nuts.

I bring doughnuts....but definitely no cupcakes.

xxxx

That's quite enough of that Nubbin or you can walk straight back out of the door.

I want to say 'sorry hun', but it's overkill I know.

WSS, or else we'll have to perform a nubbinectomy! ?

*horrorface*

The nubbin stays! I think it just shrivelled when I saw 'nubbinectomy'...

My partner, upon finding the nubbin, exclaimed - Jen! You've got more nipples than eyes!

I should have probably rethought my forum name - I didn't expect to stick around

Welcome! in a non fluffy way of course ?

Welcome to the mad house!

Welcome hun ?

Where's the fluffy icon? How come I can't find it?

All I can manage is this....?

Ah, cuuuuuuute. ?