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Russell Brand on JR - Why don't more men wear

catwoman, 25 April, 2008 at 23:32 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 21

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Eyeliner? He's looking mighty fine this evening...?

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Eric · 25 April, 2008 at 23:34
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God no - Mr Joe Public could never get away with eyeliner.

Mr Brand would be the only man with eyeliner that I would
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catwoman · 25 April, 2008 at 23:41
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Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow ????

Billie Jo Armstrong from Green Day ???

Russell Brand ???

Brandon Flowers...? if the others weren't available...?

It's definitely a good look. Mr Cat would look like a tw@t though. ?
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Gone With The Whinge · 25 April, 2008 at 23:45
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Ville Valo does ?
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Roobarb · 25 April, 2008 at 23:48
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Russell Brand could definitely wear more. He could paint his whole ugly face with it and then we wouldn't have to look at him.

Sorry but I find him utterly repulsive. And about as funny/entertaining as piles.
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Eric · 25 April, 2008 at 23:48
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Oh if the streets were filled with Johnny Depp-a-likes ?

Only a certain kind of man can get away with it. And I have to admit that it isn't the type of man I go for
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Eric · 25 April, 2008 at 23:50
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quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
Russell Brand could definitely wear more. He could paint his whole ugly face with it and then we wouldn't have to look at him.

Sorry but I find him utterly repulsive. And about as funny/entertaining as piles.
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I bet you would though ?
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Gryfon · 25 April, 2008 at 23:52
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quote:Originally posted by Gone With The Whinge
Ville Valo does ?
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Mmmmmmmmm ?
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Roobarb · 25 April, 2008 at 23:53
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quote:Originally posted by Eric
quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
Russell Brand could definitely wear more. He could paint his whole ugly face with it and then we wouldn't have to look at him.

Sorry but I find him utterly repulsive. And about as funny/entertaining as piles.
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I bet you would though ?
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[xx(] I SO would not.
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Eric · 25 April, 2008 at 23:54
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quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
quote:Originally posted by Eric
quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
Russell Brand could definitely wear more. He could paint his whole ugly face with it and then we wouldn't have to look at him.

Sorry but I find him utterly repulsive. And about as funny/entertaining as piles.
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I bet you would though ?
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[xx(] I SO would not.
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you would. You just dont know you would yet.
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Eric · 25 April, 2008 at 23:55
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quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
quote:Originally posted by Eric
quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
Russell Brand could definitely wear more. He could paint his whole ugly face with it and then we wouldn't have to look at him.

Sorry but I find him utterly repulsive. And about as funny/entertaining as piles.
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I bet you would though ?
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[xx(] I SO would not.
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You would. You just dont know you would.
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Eric · 25 April, 2008 at 23:56
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That needed saying twice btw ?
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Roobarb · 25 April, 2008 at 23:58
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quote:Originally posted by Eric
quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
quote:Originally posted by Eric
quote:Originally posted by Roobarb
Russell Brand could definitely wear more. He could paint his whole ugly face with it and then we wouldn't have to look at him.

Sorry but I find him utterly repulsive. And about as funny/entertaining as piles.
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I bet you would though ?
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[xx(] I SO would not.
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You would. You just dont know you would.
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Well, I'm not generally in the habit of shagging men I find repulsive ?

Yeugh. I just don't get the appeal? I've tried to like him, I have, but I just can't. And has he got the most unattractive weedy, whiny wee voice on the planet or what?
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Smiley · 25 April, 2008 at 23:58
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He really annoys me (sorry cw)

It all stems back from the Dance Floor Charts on MTV. Was it June Sarpong (or whatever her name is) and just as i got over her being annoying she left and he took over.

Eyeliner on men though ... oh yes ... takes me back to my Rock chick years. ?
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Eric · 26 April, 2008 at 00:02
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I agree he's not my type at all.

But there's something quite pure about him - despite the sex thing.?

I mean - he's not sleazy - he's quite frank and full. I like that.

He's not gonna tell you you're the only/best woman in his life.

He'll fuck and go. That would suit me nicely. ?
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Gryfon · 26 April, 2008 at 00:09
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According to FHM though he has a tiny penis.
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Eric · 26 April, 2008 at 00:11
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quote:Originally posted by Gryfon
According to FHM though he has a tiny penis.
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Well that changes everything.
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majix · 26 April, 2008 at 16:35
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quote:Originally posted by Gryfon
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Ville Valo does ?
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Mmmmmmmmm ?
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*puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr*

Can't wait for download festival to see him and assorted other eye liner toting 'hotties'?
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LouM · 26 April, 2008 at 16:50
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quote:Originally posted by Gryfon
According to FHM though he has a tiny penis.
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I'm sure there's a hitcher who knows one of his shagees, who confirmed that he is the ride of the century. I don't believe the small penis thing, and if it *is* true, then by jove that man knows what to do with it.
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God, I soooo would. <dreams>
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maisie39 · 28 April, 2008 at 12:11
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He's vile...and I bet he smells of bum crumbs....yuk...
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Smint · 28 April, 2008 at 12:15
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Why wasn't he wearing any shoes? (I missed the first few minutes)
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Sparkley · 28 April, 2008 at 12:49
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RB is not my 'type' at all, if there is one! ?

But oh my god, this man just exudes sex from every pore. I can just tell he would be awesome in bed and would be oh so generous and made sure you were fully pleasured before he even thought about himself.

He comes accross as just purely being in awe of women, no matter what their shape or size. A bit like Gok, but obv Gok likes cock ?

Mmmmmmmmm a dirty night with Russell Brand, oh yesssssss please ?
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