Summer Room 101

Sweat patches. Grim...

Added!

Can I also add white women with corn rows/ those cotton things in their hair? Looks horrific.

Burning patchy tans (especially on me)

hayfever ?

chav men taking their t shirst off and tucking them in the back of their shorts while swaggering around displaying their extremely scrawny white torso usually covered in an array of crap tattoos including the obligatory with a 'made in........' acessorised with a can of wife beater!

WSS

Also added.

On the subject of tattoos, can I add misspelt tattoos/ tattoos of cartoon characters.

Air con - it is the work of the devil.

Flying insects of any description.

Having to ensure that toe nails are perefctly painted at ALL TIMES (chips you can get away with in the winter!)

Wearing light colours and getting 'thunder flies' stuck all over you

KNEES..eurgh

It's hot outside so knobhead in the office turns the aircon to 16. WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!? Just leave it at 21?!

Unnecessary showing of corned beef flesh.

Hideous tattoos on show.

Wasps

Midges

Having "convertible car envy"

All added. Bonus points for stealth photos of bad tattoos/ inappropriate clothing.

It being SO HOT having to put my hair up...and having an epic fail at making it look stylish

Being able to see through peoples cleap white linen trousers/tops/dresses

Mens unmanicured feet, out in public, in flip flops

Cold sores courtsey of exposure to the sun

Lack of "physical closeness" with as I am so sun burnt that OH can't actually touch me

Cracked skin on heels in pretty sandals/flip flops (SINFUL!!) ?

Bad feet.

Melting make up! (im on a roll!!)

Dry crusty feet in sandals/mules etc..

Denim hot pants with black opaque tights, bleugh sweat much?

Hay Fever

Those horrid black insects (Thunder Flies I think)

Constant FB status updates of sunny day activities. The chances are we are all doing the same pub/garden/bbq/lunch out blah blah blah!

Flip flops + hairy toes ? men should not be allowed to purchase flip-flops without an inspection for Hobbit feet.

On the same note... women with hairy toes!

I didn't even know this was an issue.

* peeks under the table at toes *

Nope - all clear here, although i'm sure my beautican would have pointed it out before right?

I have hairy toes but get rid. I'm hairy all over me, however you wouldn't expect anything less from a woman with a beard.

Unless I epilate I get hairy big toes. Vile.

Aw, I honeslty never knew that, and it does makes me feel more relaxed about Upper lip hair now, as I was mortified at having to admit to having it (at the salon).

Made me a bit paranoid now though, will be having a close examination of my toes tonight!!

Tattoo fail:

Another EPIC tattoo fail:

*shudders*

Women who wear strapless tops with normal bras, (surely this defeats the object of strapless clothing?!). I hate that you can see the straps, or as I saw several times yesterday, the entire back section of the bra.

The sheer amount of flesh on show. Put your tops back on, people!

Getting a sweat 'tache.

FIT!

I don't even like to see toned midriffs out in town. Down at the beach is fair enough.

Women sunbathing in their underwear in the park.

Men wandering around town with their tops off.

Inability to wear pale grey in case of sweat patches.

Overpriced ice creams.

Identi-kit girls in their festival get up.

Knocking cool boxes against your knees.

Funny marks you get on the side of your nose from your shades.

Groups of people blocking the pavement and getting in my way.

People who update FB with "*insert name* is enjoying the sunshine at the beach" whilst I'm stuck in the office.....get a bloody job!

The great office air-con/windows open debate

Tanlines on girls who are wearing strapless tops

Fingers swelling up so you can't get your rings on/off

Frizzy hair