Are there any "default" comments that you get when you can predict exactly what people are going to say to you when they find something out about you?
My examples:
I cycle to work and it's almost GUARANTEED, the first thing that people will say to me when they find that out is "I really hate cyclists jumping red lights". Why? Did they see me do it? (I don't). In second place: "Aren't you scared of the traffic?". Um, no. I AM traffic ?
Or if someone realises I don't eat meat, they almost inevitably say "oh, I couldn't live without meat, me. I'm a total carnivore". Ah, Ok, good for you! Why are you telling me this? Second place: "I hardly eat any meat either". Marginally more interesting, but almost inevitably a lie - if you quiz them about it, it's all "except a bacon roll in the morning, and a chicken sandwich at lunch etc etc" ?.
I know it's just making conversation, but honsestly, gaaaaah!
What are yours? (I bet I've done some of them ?)