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Pompey
Beginner June 2012

Valentines came early in our office.

Pompey, 13 February, 2013 at 11:05 Posted on Off Topic Posts 0 52

Don't be silly, not me! The office bike. So far she has 2 bunches of flowers and 4cards from different men. Is it cus she's a ho? Or am I just bitter?

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Latest activity by Pompey, 14 February, 2013 at 15:16
  • AmnesiaCustard
    Beginner June 2011
    AmnesiaCustard ·
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    I expect she's sent them to herself.

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  • B
    Beginner December 2013
    Bad Hippy ·
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    And all 4 men got the date wrong?? She's sending them to herself by the sounds of it!! ?

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  • kharv
    Beginner March 2012
    kharv ·
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    Why would four different men send them a day early?

    I smell bullshit.

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  • ATB
    Beginner August 2014
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    They are either tight blokes who sent them the day before for a cheaper price when florists are less busy, or as others have said, she sent them herself a day early to get the attention as others may get flowers tomorrow too.

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  • Aardvark
    Beginner January 2012
    Aardvark ·
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    Men that haven't got a date for tomorrow and therefore scraping the barrel so they get a guaranteed legover?

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
    Pinky6 ·
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    Exactly what Kharv said, why a day early?

    Sounds like a sad ho bag to me.

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
    Pompey ·
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    How apt! ?

    Defo valentines stuff. She is a bike though. IS it cheaper to send today or something?

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  • Ali_G
    Beginner October 2012
    Ali_G ·
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    Yeah, much cheaper to send them today!

    I bet one was from her mum.

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  • pandorasbox
    Beginner August 2012
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    I think this ^

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    I think this too. Most of said men are community wardens and they are what are known as 'lads'. So, male sl@gs basically.

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  • ~Peanut~
    Beginner December 2012
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    Definitely agree they are either men hoping for a Valentines shag, or she sent them to herself.

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  • Holey
    Beginner July 2011
    Holey ·
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    Haha! That's brilliant, she is obviously not worth spending the bit more to send them tomorrow. Either that or she sent at least one of them herself - loser

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  • Mrs Bass
    Beginner March 2011
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    Why have they all sent the cards to her work and not home too?!

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  • Hitched Cupid
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    *scatters rose petals*

    I know nothing of these flowers and cards.

    *returns to comfy cloud cushion*

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  • Zoomo13
    Beginner August 2015
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    I know a lot of men forget dates etc but come on valentines day you cant get the wrong date, she clearly sent them to herself. i really wouldnt want that many things sent to me at work as it clearly makes you look like an easy lay.

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    More flowers and more cards for sl@gbag this morning.

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  • Kjay
    Beginner August 2013
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    I didn't think this happened in real life!

    I have also decided she is a hobag.

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    She didnt shut up all day yesterday so I look forward to leaving again this evening with a massive headache.

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  • ATB
    Beginner August 2014
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    Jeeze, she really is a bucket eh?!

    Is she remotely embarrassed by it all?

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  • MummyMoo82
    Beginner October 2012
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    Reall? I'd be just plain embarrassed.

    Not long after I'd met my (now) Hubby I got some roses and a card at work. Lovely, felt embarrassed but slightly squee too. Imagine my horror when 2 hours later a MASSIVE bunch of flowers arrived. It turns out the first ones were from a friend who wanted to be more than a friend. Awkward. Embarrassing. I didn't tell (now) hubby about it!

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    She's super proud that all these men care for her.... No, they just want to guarantee a boink on VDay.

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  • MummyMoo82
    Beginner October 2012
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    Yuk

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  • Mrs Bass
    Beginner March 2011
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    She's got a busy evening ahead then! ?

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    Dutty dutty mare.

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  • AmnesiaCustard
    Beginner June 2011
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    Sloppy seconds? No thanks.

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  • Pinky6
    Beginner June 2012
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    Haha, which lucky lad is taking her out tonight though?!

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    OMG !!

    Four cards and two bunch of flowers to the same girl by four different men that's interesting. . .Smiley winking

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  • ~Peanut~
    Beginner December 2012
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    I wonder how she worked out the rota for this evenings activities, 10 minute shag with each?

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    At least one of the bunches of flowers she mustve sent to herself.

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  • Mellow_Yellow
    Beginner May 2012
    Mellow_Yellow ·
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    ? 10 Things I Hate About You...I ❤️ that film!

    I also ❤️ Heath, so sad, so young ?

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  • Pompey
    Beginner June 2012
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    Okay, so she just went out for lunch and she wanders back in with another bunch and a single red rose.... So you went to the shop, yeah?

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  • Mellow_Yellow
    Beginner May 2012
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    ? I think we need to see a picture of this supermodel!

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