This really made me laugh from holy moly: "Why is it that all the people whose weddings I've been to recently have forgotten the basic deal? I buy you a present and spend a fortune on the hotel/taxis, new outfit etc etc and in return you give me free food and booze. The deal is NOT that I spend a fortune on all of the above only to get to the do and be given ONE measly fucking glass of fucking Cava, then be directed to the bar where I am asked to pay in the region of £10 for a fucking drink. Cheap fuckers. We all know you're only doing this so you can kit your house out with shite from Habitat and House of Fraser but if you don't keep up your end of the bargain then you can stick your overpriced wedding list up your fucking ***. " now this is particularly poignant to me since on saturday morning we received an invitation with the following inside (i kid you not) "We havent got a gift list, for all of you to see Because as you all know we never can agree! But if youd like to help us, start our married life cash or high street vouchers, would save a lot of strife" needless to say, the "we cant make it" has already been sent.
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