were do I start?

Wow I can just c u and ur new hubbie now!!!!!!

i reckon she looks like such a princess in that dress, r u gona go 4 exactly the same style????

Jermain wont were white, he thinks it looks a bit gay

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What do u think of my dress?

<snaps out of chav alter ego>

i don't quite know what to say. i don't think i have the stamina to look at all these photos (my eyes, my eyes ?) or try and interpret any more of the spelling mistakes.

'he thinks it looks a bit gay' ??

I take it u dont like my dress? It's relly expensive so I dont want 2b wasting my money on a dress dat ppl dont like

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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...T

Then with all due respect, do not waste your money on a wedding like jordan's.

tragically, i don't think she is. i think she means every word.

if she is, then it has totally brightened my (sad, lonely) day.

ETA - nope she's a T.

jordanwannab, nope, it's certainly NOT taste.

Is that T for Taste? Like good taste?

Wow - ure very honset? Do u relly mean this or r u just jelous of the fact that I am havin the weddin of my dreams?

jokesss lol

Mmm, bluewater...you may be right!

Not quite...

So you don't like the dress? What dresses do ppl lile these days? SHow me ure dresses?

Wah ha...this is too funny!!

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Bluewater, you owe me half a Hobnob, I've just spluttered mine all over my computer! *Off to fetch hoover to try to remove crumbs from keyboard*

Wot is funny?

Just cos I didnt like ure moth release idea ur all bein very rude 2 me, dats relly horrid an djudgemental, I hav come here for sum advice and ideas and bluewater seems be the only one givin me real tru advice so far

This is keeping me entertained long time!!!

Hi Kerryanneellis - do u like my dress? Do u hav a photo of ure dress that u can share wiv me?

WOT IS A T???????????????

Call me retarded, but is this really happening?

This is a piss take right? Sounds like someone within hitched, a mole as it were, has decided to spice things up a bit on here! C'mon 'fess up, who is it? ?

Hi where are you having a gift list or are you sending a money poem with your invites?

My name is Nikki Pollard, and u hav all hurt my feelings

Jordon - i da likes ya dress in fact mines an Ian Stuart too not so sure on the pink thoose....

Thank u Kerryanneellis, wot 1 r u havin?

Im having sancerre a bit more understated that yours!! Not quite as pink either!!!

Have you thought that the Ushers are wearing what about pink waistcoats to match your dress!!

Do you have a sister called Vikki?

I have bearly thought about it all, as just got engaged, but I would like Jermain to wear a pink waistcoat

Ooooooo you could have pink with Diamontees !!!

I think Money poems r very tacky - u mite as well ask ure family n friends 2 pay for there dinner!!!

OMG if Jermain thinks a white suit is a bit gay can u imagin wot he wood think if i was 2 giv him a pink sparkly waistcaot?

Mole, T or genuine, this has cheered up my dreary day! ??