Who's watching the Brit Awards?

At least I can fast forward it, even if I just watch JT

It was sh1te!

Who the chuff is Ben Howard and how is he winning all these awards?!

No idea.

Did anyone listen to the Breakfast Show on R1 today? I bet Simon and company are having kittens!

I didn't hear it but read that he presented it with Harry Styles and both were still hammered?

Did you listen? Was it like a car crash?

THIS!

I didn't. Such good friends aren't they?

You hinting at something more than friends, Rizz?

I'm rubbish at reading between the lines, can someone spell out for me what you're on about?!

That Nick Grimshaw is giving Harry one.

Harry seems to go with anything with a pulse.....

So we're led to believe.

? Wowzers

The press are starting to get a bit obvious:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/300042/HARRY-S-ALL-NIGHT-BENDER/

SC has done his usual trick of leaking an XF story to the press to try and divert attention.

?

Do you think that maybe this is all orchestrated, though?

Simon Cowell and his PR machine are very good at hiding what they want to hide and publicising what they to publicise.

A bit of me thinks all these stories are a bit too obvious and also that if they really were in a relationship that SC wanted hidden, it would be hidden. Or forbidden!

What would be a bigger story than this to hide though? Why would NG go along with it for over a year when he would gain nothing from it?