You have £1million...

UK.... ok this sounds fun? not much in our neck of the woods

off to google

Based on the fact that I'd have to live in Cheshire/Manchester for work, I have to say that I'm amazed at how little you get for 1m smackers. I'm guessing even less so in London.

Ok. This would probably be my dream house if it wasn't for the fact that it doesn't have a swimming pool.

So, because I'm a cash buyer I would negotiate about £50,000 off the price to get a summer house with concertina doors built in one of the gardens to house my swimming pool and sauna, leading onto decking and bbq facilities!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35197178.html

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-31013191.html?showcase=true&premiumA=true

Here's mine, because of the position. I do actually know this house (from the outside, obviously)

I would love something like this with massive windows and a beautiful view

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This one.. I would have some stables and my horses.. https://www.knightfrank.com/properties/residential/for-sale/lapford-crediton-devon/exe110271 I am in love with the fire places!

This might be too far away but https://www.knightfrank.com/en/properties/?reference=exe110008 I love the hall.. reminds me of the house i grew up in where we had a massive hallway for the biggest Christmas trees!

https://www.knightfrank.com/en/properties/?reference=str110014

London - 1 bedroom... https://www.primelocation.com/for-sale/

£1m doesn't get you too much in my dream area, Chislehurst

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35263610.html

Still in Kent, close to friends and family. Fantastic feel to the place and good restaurants and bars. Commuting distance to London but feels like you are in the country.

I'd get more for my money if I moved out slightly but my dream place to live locally is here.

Ha ha, I can at least get three

Https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19360080.html?premiumA=true

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35239751.html

I would stay in gorgeous Dorset. I love where live, we have been down South for 3 years now and absolutely no regrets. There is the sea and The New Forest which are both beautiful.

OMG check this bad boy out! Very close to our family and friends and jobs, doesnt need anything doing to it, oh and it has a pool, say no more!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-33588818.html?premiumA=true

I love this. It would have to be near my Mum in Essex, am dying to move closer to her since my Dad passed away but doesn't look like we will be able to anytime soon ☹️

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-19891989.html

I love Georgian properties (all very Jane Austen) and the gardens, pond and woods are stunning. Love the look of the front and back of the house, lovely big rooms with big windows. Ignoring current decor of course.

Flippin Nora, look what you get for a Mil in Wakefield!

I love this one. You get so much house for your money.

This would do me quite nicely. Lovely area and good schools too https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30749275.html

I know - it's just outside Wakefield so surrounded by countryside but still excellent for motorways etc. I don't live in Wakefield presently, but I'm not far away in Leeds.

Love this one.

Although if I bought this I could quit my job and become a wedding planner instead! https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34425248.html

My friend's sister owns this house. The one he owns is even larger but needs a lot of work doing on it.

This is the one I was going to pick! Good choice!

I love this... It's about 10 miles from where we live now.

http://www.findaproperty.com/displayprop.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&pid=9808391

If I were going to move nearer to my parents then this is the best I can see:

http://www.findaproperty.com/displayprop.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&pid=9061634

Based on what's available on Right Move at the mo, at that price, in the area we would want, this:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30203152.html

It's a lovely area, and it's where we would ultimately choose to live if we stayed in Glasgow.

Woooow!!!!! There are some beautiful houses on this thread! Is it Euromillions tonight... hmmmmm.

Yes and Im winning it!

I looked at this as a potential wedding venue but it didn't hold enough people!!

I love this: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34259459.html?backListLink=%2Fproperty-for-sale%2Fmap.html%3FlocationIdentifier%3DREGION%255E61298%26insId%3D1%26maxPrice%3D1000000%26minBedrooms%3D5%26displayPropertyType%3Dhouses%26oldDisplayPropertyType%3Dhouses%23_includeSSTC%3Don%26auction%3Dfalse%26displayPropertyType%3Dhouses%26locationIdentifier%3DREGION%255E61298%26maxPrice%3D1000000%6minBedrooms%3D5%26oldDisplayPropertyType%3Dhouses%26previousSearchLocation%3DDorset%26radius%3D0.0%26searchLocation%3DDorset%26searchType%3DSALE%26useLocationIdentifier%3Dfalse%26box%3D-2.05444%2C-1.12610%2C50.55794%2C50.98264%26popupPropertyId%3D34259459%26mapType%3DMap&fromMap=true

I'd use the leftover money for some bits of redecorating and putting in a new, slightly more modern kitchen without the unit in the centre.

Https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34928093.html

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-29758543.html?premiumA=true

Have included the following not because I want it, but because it has chuffing mugs hanging from the kitchen ceiling. Weird.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-18669849.html?premiumA=true

I'm still looking but found this

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-30288740.html

can't be the whole building surely?

this is lush!

WTF!! Why????

Unless it's an ingenious way of stopping leaks?

Must be! - its not just mugs but gravy boats too????