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Waaah, I take it the Tim Vincent lookalike is Mark?

(random fact: I am good mates with Tim Vincent's cousin, who looks like a fatter version of him)

And why the twin thing? It's so cheesy. Oh, hang on, that's what Eurovision is alll about, surely?

Who is the EuroTotty on right now? I might have to buy him for my bedroom.

He's a big star in Russia, apparently, and won the Eurovision last year.

Jade had better win this.

I have NEVER seen this before, but oh my God - they're all awful. And the song is shite.

Jade is a lollipop head though. She's like Amy Winehouse without the trackmarks.

I think she's gorgeous, when she smiles her entire face lights up.

Anyway, I can't believe I just got weepy at a Eurovision show ?

Dear me! My ears are bleeding! What a horrid song and a terrible shouter singer

It was bad wasn't it!! Hmmmm perhaps that means we'll actually be in with half a chance then!

I only caught the last 5 minutes where the winner was announed, did she only sing (if you can call it that) half the song at the end?

I also think it was a fix - odd don't you think that the one who didn't audition but got selected outside auditions by ALW won the whole thing.

Yes! thank you - I was sure of this but my parents couldn't remember that she hadn't auditioned - I thought I'd imagined it.

Looks like it'll be nil points again this year then ?

Bloody awful song - sooo ALW it's unreal - I mean, it *might* be all right in the context of a full musical but as a stand-alone song it's just dreadful. There's no way we're going to win with this. <sigh>