Boobs.

Size: 34F

Do I like them? No

Do they pass the pencil test? Hell no

I always thought mine were a bit small but sort of fit my frame so not too bothered, and they pass the pencil test! They have grown with pregnancy though so have to see what they are like once he's arrived.

I quite like the size, im a 30DD. They are ok, they used to be bigger but did seemed a bit ridiculous as I am so small built.

Not sure about the pencil test, is this inappropriate to do at work?!

I quite like the look of my boobs- they're on the biggish side but not too in-your-face. haven't done the pencil test though

I sometimes wish I was a different size though, I'm a 30E atm and have to shop in the 'special section' (as the debenhams lady called it). Both my best friends are 32C's and I get a bit Jealous that they can buy pretty underwear from anywhere

I'm a 34e - I dont love them. They've got a bit bigger and fuller since being preg though and currently I think they look fab! they hurt tho!

I think my boobs are too small for the pencil test!

I don't like my boobs as they are a bit uneven, but I don't think I would ever have surgery.

My norks are 38D, and considering i've popped a couple of sprogs out, they're still quite perky. H was gutted when they didn't grow when I breastfed my youngest.

Fail the pencil test though. Many many years ago, we had a hitched competition, to see what the biggest/weirdest thing someone could fit under their boobs, as you do...

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Mine are about 34DD at the moment and are holding up ok so far. I did the pencil test the other week funnily enough and they passed. My fear is they may sag as l get older, one of my fears of being DD!

Hmmmm..think i'm going to go home tonight & see if I pass the Q-Tip test. Thats about all I reckon my teeny weenys will hold....

I'm happy with my 34C's. I can wear most tops and can go bra-less if necessary.

I am pretty sure the pencil test was failed before I had my son? I was a 32d at one point, so no chance really!

im waiting to see what they will be like after #2 really and then I will, decide if I like them properly. Until I am done having kids. (Ie this one is out) I am not fussed about my body as it is likely to change more.

one thing for certain though is my nipple tassels are well and truly retired!

Please someone enlighten me on what the pencil test is?

Boobs or hair brush!? ?

Never mind pencils, I strongly suspect I could get the telly remote under mine ?

Aside from that, I rather like them. They're quite big (esp at the moment while I'm still bf) and pretty symmetrical - this only occurred to me after a friend wailed about hers being odd sizes.

In a recent hitched survey it was decided that I had the smallest boobs on ot. May add it to my sig actually....

Why was there no Hitched Award for this?

In X amount of years your will be all pert and lovely. Whereas my nipples will be tickling my bell button...

I don't actually think mine are big enough to hold the pencil in the first place???!??

so glad am not the only one...?

Bet you can go out bra-less and still look fab though? And when you take off your bra they stay in the same place, like gravity doesn't exist? Just two reasons why I love mine

I'm a double EE and fail the pencil test miserably. OH loves them though so I don't mind!

My sister is the opposite to me in every way, and is much bigger breasted and is always moaning about backache, sweaty boobs and no pretty bras in her size. So I usually feel like the lucky one!

My sister was up to an H cup at last count (not seen her since the wedding) she blate got the family share.

Hahaha! I think my sister was a 34F last time I asked!!!!

I hate mine so much. I'm a 34GG and I could hold a whole stationary cupboard under there. I have terrible posture beause of them and I find buying clothes and bras very difficult. They're the main reason why my wedding dress choice will be so restricted. The only thing that's good about them is that they fed my two children.

Have just undone my bra and snuck a pencil under my jumper whilst sat at the table. Oh's mum in the study through the archway. I pass but this is because I am on the small side; well I think so although others may disagree. I am 34D. I used to be smaller then put on weight in general and some of it stuck to my boobs.

I like them. One is bigger than the other and they point outwards a bit. I also have hairs which I pluck. As they say, pluck one and two more come to their funeral.

It falls out when I put my hands up too. But I guess thats still a fail.

I'm a 34DD, I quite like them as I think they are a nice size, big enough to be useful but not too big to cause back pain or other problems. I do sometimes find it difficult to find clothes that fit properly over my chest without being massive around my waist. I can imagine it must be impossible for some of you girls.

This is like me and my sister.

Pretty sure I would pass the pencil test - I might try later haha! I love my boobs! Pert and a 32E! My fave part of me! x

I once hid a granny smith in my bra. You couldn’t tell!

I'm a 32D but they look smaller, I still pass the pencil test. Yes, I like my boobs. I would like them a little bigger and firmer, but really they're not a bad pair.