Fantasy dinner party guests

Richard Dawkins, Ricky Gervais, Noel Fielding, Eddie Izzard, Damon Albarn.

Jeremy Clarkson, Stephen Fry, Alan Rickman, Caroline Aherne & AJ.

I don't know if AJ would attend, Tricks.

I'd get him p*ssed, he'd have a right laugh.

How? By spiking his drink? Evil caah.

Madonna

Axl Rose

Helena Bonham Carter

The Queen

Ricky Gervais

All egos and attitude would be left at the door, well apart from mine...

I would invite Robin Williams, Michael Mcintyre, Dara O'Briain, Sarah Millican, Snoop Dog and Cuba Gooding Jr.

I reckon that would be a hoot!

Ooh I love Robin Williams! Do you think we could have a hoooge dinner party and have all of the above attend?

That's six, cheater!

Well spotted, Tricks. Red Barry - remove one!

Based on your lists so far, I would most like to receive an invitation to Tricker's party.

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Ok, I'll remove Sarah Millican.

At least you wouldn't have to worry about the events of the evening being leaked to the press - JC would get a super injunction out against it...

Red Barry - I'd keep Sarah Millican and get rid of Snoop Dogg. He'd be nipping out a lot for "fresh air" so you wouldn't see him much.

Alan Rickman

Freddie Mercury

Stephen Fry

Billy Connolly

Kira Knightly - to feed her pies!

But he wears his hair in bunches.

So is Snoop's presence more for Mr RB's benefit? Are you secretly hoping he starts wearing his hair in bunches too?

Well it is long enough (just) I suppose!

My five would be:

Billy Connolly - for the comedy

Stephen Fry - for the intellectual conversations

Damon Albarn - he could play music for us

Taylor Lautner - because he's a cutie

Orlando Bloom - but only with his hair long like Legolas for my eye candy ?