How many months/days/hours/seconds old are you?

Too old [:'(]

my fortune cookie reads

As the purse is emptied the heart is filled.

Bloody hell - didn't expect to be given so much information (I really didn't need to know when I was conceived!)

As of 2/13/2009 3:13:27 AM EST
You are 28 years old.
You are 340 months old.
You are 1,478 weeks old.
You are 10,348 days old.
You are 248,355 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 894,078,807 seconds old.

As of 2/13/2009 3:19:40 AM EST
You are 28 years old.
You are 344 months old.
You are 1,496 weeks old.
You are 10,476 days old.
You are 251,427 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 905,138,380 seconds old.

And I share my birthday with Johnny Depp. My mum will be pleased ?

I will be 34 at 9.50 today. not that im advertising my birthday, Im not a needy sort - oh no, not me ?

As of 2/13/2009 3:31:21 AM EST
You are 31 years old.
You are 381 months old.
You are 1,657 weeks old.
You are 11,601 days old.
You are 278,427 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 1,002,339,081 seconds old.

and I share my birthday with Salvador Dali which I didn't know!

You are 35 years old.
You are 427 months old.
You are 1,855 weeks old.
You are 12,989 days old.
You are 311,739 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 1,122,263,747 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Woody Harrelson (1961)

You are 31 years old.
You are 374 months old.
You are 1,627 weeks old.
You are 11,388 days old.
You are 273,318 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 983,945,533 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Emily Dickinson (1830)

I have only heard of Kenneth Branagh FFS! Who are the others?!!!!

?And by the way - am a bit freaked at the date of conception "19th March 1977 which was a Saturday". Now have horrid visual of my Mum and Dad, Dad's footy team has done well, traditional Saturday night curry with a bottle of Mateus Rose with a candle in it, bottle of Blue Nun to share - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Need to stop! ?

Me:

You are 25 years old.
You are 306 months old.
You are 1,328 weeks old.
You are 9,298 days old.
You are 223,158 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 803,369,814 seconds old.

Richard Gere shares my birthday and there were some good classic songs out the year I was born:

Billie Jean, Beat It. Every Breath You Take, Flashdance, Total Eclipse of the Heart

? Happy Birthday!

As of 2/13/2009 6:21:34 AM EST
You are 32 years old.
You are 389 months old.
You are 1,691 weeks old.
You are 11,841 days old.
You are 284,190 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 1,023,085,294 seconds old.

I share my birthday with Claudette Colbert and Roald Dahl.

Ha! Mine says "22nd December 1975 which was a Monday", so I was a Christmas baby and have visions of mistletoe escapades spiralling out of control ?

As of 2/13/2009 6:42:34 AM EST
You are 29 years old.
You are 350 months old.
You are 1,520 weeks old.
You are 10,643 days old.
You are 255,438 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 919,579,354 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Sir Isaac Newton (1642)

Some quite famous fellow Christmas babies there. Also I think the songs that were out in the year of my birth are quite apt: Hot Stuff, D'ya Think I'm Sexy, Babe (by Styx) and Bad Girls ?

As of 2/13/2009 6:52:16 AM EST
You are 28 years old.
You are 346 months old.
You are 1,505 weeks old.
You are 10,535 days old.
You are 252,846 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 910,248,736 seconds old.

Your date of conception was on or about 20 July 1979 which was a Friday. <fingers in ears, la la la la la la> (although I have a sneaky supsicion I was an anniversay baby, which is obviously one of the few dates parents are allowed to have sex.)

As of 2/13/2009 6:50:52 AM EST
You are 24 years old.
You are 294 months old.
You are 1,279 weeks old.
You are 8,955 days old.
You are 214,926 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 773,736,652 seconds old.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.**** years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Celebrities who share your birthday (that I've heard of!)

Roger Federer (1981)

Dustin Hoffman (1937)

Eek!

You are 37 years old.
You are 445 months old.
You are 1,935 weeks old.
You are 13,547 days old.
You are 325,134 hours old.
You are **** minutes old.
You are 1,170,485,785 seconds old.

I liked this bit, though:

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.**** years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

I am 26 today, at 6pm if anyone's really that worried about the specifics ?