Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin............????

He flew away for me too.

Well I was just singing 'flew away' to it then so... flew away

My version is the same as yours. My H agrees with your H...

Men, huh?

It's always been "flew away" for me....

Robin flew away, lost his pants in the middle of France and found them in Bombay.......

Or should that be Mumbai now? But that doesn't fit as well.

The egg thing is off the Simpsons!

Robin flew away,

Wonder Woman lost her bosom flying TAA.

Flew away here too for H and I.

?

...Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost a wheel, and Joker got away" Is how we've always sung it over here.

Flew away and then Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway---never quite sure how he managed that though! lol

Flew away.

And the batmobile lost its wheels on the motorway.

Have heard the laid an egg one though - think they were talking about it on Chris Moyles the other day but I don't think they ever worked out what the last line was.

on the M1 motorway. otherwise it doesn't scan ?

Flew away.....

It's that version for me too!

Flew away, but I've heard laid an egg too

Blimey! I didn't realise there were so many versions ?! And the one I know doesn't mention the Batmobile at all, it ends 'Kojak lost his lolipop and found it straight away'

Flew away. Kojak lost his lollipop, so he bought a milky way.

Flew away for me too!

Did anyone else sing Popeye the Sailor Man songs? The favourite versions in our (Scottish) school were:

Popeye the Sailor Man (toot toot)
He lives in a caravan
He opens the door
and fell through the floor
It's Popeye the Sailor Man

and

Popeye the Sailor Man (toot toot)
He lives in a caravan
He stood in the lobby
and did a big jobby
It's Popeye the Sailor Man

?

I've never heard of the batman version.

its always been jingle bells, santa smells, rudolph's run away, oh what fun to have a gun and to shoot at santa's sleigh

Im Popeye the Sailor Man,

I lived in a caravan,

I turned up the gas and blew up my ass

Im Popeye the Sailor Man

or

Popeye the Sailor Man

I lived in a pot of jam

The jam was so sticky it stuck to my willy

Im Popeye the Sailor Man

Dear me! lol

I knew I wouldn't be the only one.?

I remember the gas one but we were too busy singing about jobbies (poo) that we didn't sing about willies. ?

Popeye the sailor man

Lived in a garbage can

But I can't remember how it ended.

Flew away here in welsh wales too

...Robin flew away, little Billy lost his willy on the motorway.

I'm Popeye the sailor man, I live in a caravan,

And when I go swimmin'

I kiss all the women,

I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Both H and I sing 'flew away, uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway, hey'

Flew away and the batmobile on the M1 version here too

grew up with Popeye's caravan having

A hole in the middle

where he does a piddle

Shamefully we also had a Jesus Christ Superstar one

Jesus Christ Superstar

Came down to earth on a Yamaha

Did a skid

Hit a kid

and bashed his bollocks on a dustbin lid

Robin flew away, Armstrong lost his lollipop and found the milyway.

I have heard laid an egg but I can't remember what we said for that one.

I also sang that Popeye lived in a caravan but I can't rememeber the rest.

And after this verse we would sing again-- uncle billy found his willy on the motorway!

Robin flew away.

Also remember Popeye and the Jesus one.

We had the ending of:

Killed a kid

Ended up on a dustbin lid

And it was flew away here but can't remember the ending. Like this one though:

Jingle bells batman smells robin flew away the batmobile lost its wheel now it's a batmo-sleigh. Hey!

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away, Father Christmas, Lost his whiskers, on the motorway - Is the version I know

"Jongle Bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg

Oh what fun it is to ride on Batman's bony leg"

Jingle bells, batman smells a million miles away, he done a fart behind a cart and blew up the USA.

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, Robin Flew away. Santa Claus Lost his drawers on the M4 Motorway - Hey!

My 8 year old son sings the 'Uncle Billy lost his willy' version. First time I heard it on Friday night.