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Clairy
Beginner October 2003

Non-rude names for genitals

Clairy, 11 July, 2008 at 13:57

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Since buying my 11 year old son a book about puberty he and his friend spend their lives giggling about the list of words for penis (including the word 'penis' actually (?) that are listed therein. It's quite harmless, and they spend their time giggling and randomly saying things like 'trousersnake'...

Since buying my 11 year old son a book about puberty he and his friend spend their lives giggling about the list of words for penis (including the word 'penis' actually (?) that are listed therein. It's quite harmless, and they spend their time giggling and randomly saying things like 'trousersnake' (their favourite) and 'John Thomas' like they have willy-tourettes. They crossed the line with 'piss-pump' though and got a severe look and raised eyebrow ?

Anyway, I like to keep one step ahead, so as many words as we can think of, please. And, bless them, if you say 'vagina' they blush up to the roots of their hair and cringe ?

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  • Eric
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    Well, mines not green

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  • S
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    Spirals ·
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    I know!! I think it was a reference to ladies post-several-children.

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  • *Kitty*
    Beginner April 2008
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    Veiny Bang Stick! (sorry ? )

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  • Koshka
    Beginner July 2002
    Koshka ·
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    When I was a kid maybe 13-14 I seemed to think the best names and funniest were "pencil" and "pencil sharpener." I think I was a strange child ?

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  • Sare
    Beginner September 2002
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    No, I used pencil and pencil sharpener too.I think it shows what innocent and pure people we are Koshka?

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    Beginner March 2009
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    My favourites are ones that seem to get used where I work (yes we are very childish) are schlong for the boys, and flute for the girls. A guy at work also describes womens nipples as the burger and peanut - no idea where that came from!

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