Rophynol.

Oh dear.... I was wondering.......

Ummm Found by police at 5am in the middle of the road, about 5 miles from home wearing naught but boxer shorts and a thin coating of sky blue emulsion?

And no, I'm not kidding.

It is a highly-potent hypnotic drug with powerful sedative, anxiolytic, amnestic, and skeletal muscle relaxant properties which acts synergistically with alcohol.

So, who've you spiked this time ?

Nothing to do with the attempted world record for the most number of Smurfs in one place which is due to take place in Castleblayney today?

And you don't remember a thing?

Scary.

No recollection of anything between sitting at Mate's breakfast bar and phoning taxi (2am ish) and 'coming to' in the front room about half sixish in the company of Mummy ONE and a couple of coppers. Although obviously I must have been able to tell them who I was, Where I live and where Mummy ONE lives.

They called back at lunch time, gave me an assurance that there would be no investiagation if I admitted to having taken any dodgy pharmacuticals... Which I hadn't - Save for a slightly iffy Aussie red.

Are now investigating the pubs I was in last night, although I clearly remember leaving the bar in fine fettle.

Good grief...... is your bum still intact?

Umm.

I was DJ-ing a gay bar.

My laptop, phone, and about 20 years worth of Swing CDs are gone ?

Thats really scary

How long do drugs stay in the blood screen, can you be screened?

I ask as its commonly used as a date rape drug isnt it? Usually used on females, however you being a fella an' all that, I did wonder maybe if any orrifaces had been violated.

Can't even ring the people I was with as the numbers are on my fecking 'phone.

Have contacted GP, they're to ring back.

Scary stuff. Hope you're ok.

Can you remember when you had your laptop, phone etc last, if you were ok when you left the bar? Did you lose them before or after that?

I had them with me at my friend's place.

Phoned a taxi at 2.30, from my mobile - Actually I phoned two.. One for me and one for another guy. I let him take the first (remember that, although it's hazy...) I didn't show for mine according to the taxi people.

can you remember where you were when you rang? can your friend shed any light?

Hopefully they might still be there at your friend's. Do you have an old mobile phone bill that you could get your friend's number from?

It clears from the bloodstream very quickly. By the time you're awake again, there often isn't enough to detect, which is why date-rape is often hard to prove

Mate's are all at work and I've no contact numbers 'cos they were on my phone.

I'm rather... Dunno what the word is. Gutted........ with a touch of frightened.

Nick, god that's really frightening and something you need to address ASAP. Can you not call your friends in work?

Bloody hell, no advice to add to what you've already been given but hope you're ok.

Just got hold of the guy who got the taxi ahead of me on email.

He left me sitting on his sister's porch singing to myself apparently. Says I was drunk but no moreso than is normal and considerably less so than he's seen me in the past.

Rang his sis, and I didn't go back in she assumed I'd got my taxi.

So none the wiser as to what happened.

Another slightly worrying aspect is the question of where the paint came from.... I might actually be open to charges.

U dont have get into some pickles dont you

what charges do you think you may be up for

If, for instance I've stolen the paint from someone's garden and they report it.

Just something the copper mentioned I should be aware of.

Jesus Nick, how bloody terrifying. Cant you go to A&E in the circumstances - I know you hate hospitals but better to be safe an all that... ?

OMG Nick how scary for you. My fiance is a security guard & ex-doorman. he said get checked for Ketamine as well as Rohypnol. Apparently sometimes rohypnol & ketamine are used together. Hope you are ok.

Christ ONE that's scary. How do you feel now?

Thanks everyone, I'm exhausted, physically, like I'd been doing hard work rather than like I hadn't been sleeping. And my peripheral vision is...odd. Aside from that I'm okay.

Bar I was in phoned, Cops had been in touch with them. Now officially branded 'not safe to be allowed out on own' ?

Funny thing it was the best night out I've had in a right wee while.... ☹️

Fcuking hell, what a nightmare! Hope you feel ok soon, sounds like an odd series of events.

Blimey ONE - Hope you get it sorted it all sounds really f'in scary to me!

Had to snigger (sorry if mean) at - Not safe on your own! Sorry

I must say at times I feel like this too!

No it's okay, most of my mates have had a bit of a giggle at the thought of a nearly nekkid me, painted blue, walking the streets (particularly where it was, notorious trouble spot) in the rain. Comments vary between Braveheart (don't mind) & Papa Smurf (less than amused). ?

I thought it had quite a long half life. In fact I've just had a look and it does. ONE, can you at least keep a wee sample and get it analysed?

D'ya think if we both went out as not safe on own - together they would cancel one another out?

And we would be super safe out together?

I get the impression it could be more amusing than being painted blue and in pants!

Good Luck ONE all the best really hope it all gets sorted and you get your property back.

E

Yikes Nick that's a scary end to an evening.

Hope you're ok and manage to untangle the night's events.