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Gone With The Whinge
Beginner July 2011

sperm/sex question

Gone With The Whinge, 3 June, 2009 at 17:58

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Probably TMI for some. I realise this is very uneloquent, but it's bothering me ? Is sperm meant to taste foul? I mean, utterly foul. It's like having the back of my throat bleached. Now, I only have a sample size of two, so I don't know if this is par for the course. I would just stop swallowing...

Probably TMI for some.

I realise this is very uneloquent, but it's bothering me ? Is sperm meant to taste foul? I mean, utterly foul. It's like having the back of my throat bleached.

Now, I only have a sample size of two, so I don't know if this is par for the course. I would just stop swallowing but I actually quite like the act itself. Gagging isn't very sexy though, is it?

Is there anything that makes it taste better? I mean more than marginally better. Chocolate is preferable but I realise that's probably a tad optimistic...

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  • Mr JK
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    Actually... ?

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  • Zebra
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    I've found the taste isn't constant - sometimes quite bitter but never bleachy. That sounds really unpleasant. The texture is absolutely fine as long as you don't give it time to solidify ?

    In my experience, almost all men like the taste of women but maybe I've just been very lucky in my partners ?

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  • Mr JK
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    No, I think that is true - at least in my experience, anyway.

    But a big part isn't so much the taste as the total sensory overload - it's the only sexual act I know (the only common one, anyway ?) where all five of your senses are being strongly stimulated at the same time, and I don't think (not that I'd know...) that blowjobs have quite the same impact.

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    Does it really??? Most interesting...

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  • Zebra
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    Never thought of it like that but I think bjs have a similar impact - although most women seem far more squeamish about oral sex than men unless they are just being coy ?

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  • memedoaky
    Beginner September 2008
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    Oh yes flissy - get thee to bed and try it - mmm perhaps we could market it as "natures moisturiser"?

    I have to say since we discovered it my boobs have never been so soft?

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  • alleroo
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    don't believe it!, I think it was canadian liz who posted about her 'sperm bites' ?

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  • Mr JK
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    Well, there's one obvious difference that might cause some to be a bit squeamish - most women are rather subtler about how they go about physically displaying their excitement.

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  • SophieM
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    I think women are big pussies about this actually, and men just relish the sensory experience in a far less inhibited way. Sure, it might not taste great, but I think we've got this "Oh, I gave him a blowjob, where are my diamonds?" attitude that's too princessy and annoying for words, whereas men see giving oral sex as a bonus.

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  • Gone With The Whinge
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    You're all filth, stop defiling my thread ?

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  • Mr JK
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    I haven't tried both, but I get the distinct impression that it does taste better - though I think there's a psychological difference in that you're tasting a woman's arousal rather than a man's orgasm. So there seems to be something more fundamentally sensual about it.

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  • memedoaky
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    ? you asked the question ?

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  • hazel
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    One of my friends used to say the same. Personally I had never realised, until I was at work taking part in a taste panel on cheese flavours, that Camembert has a definitely spermy note to the odour. Unfortunately I mentioned this out loud rather than just in my head.

    But WSS about princessy squeamishness. BJs are great. Except for when my jaw locks.

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  • SophieM
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    But tasting someone's orgasm is incredible. Sex doesn't get more powerful than that, even if one does feel queasy afterwards. ?

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  • R-A
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    Sophie, your combination of writing skills and dirtiness is a joy to behold.

    Can I declare undying love?

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  • Gone With The Whinge
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    Indeed it is. But me trying desperately hard not to gag - and unfortunately, not managing it - tends to take the shine off ? I've been trying to angle it to different bits of my mouth but having to think about that kind of thing is offputting too. I wish I could ignore the taste (I don't feel funny afterwards) but it's not happening. It's honestly quite vile.

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  • Mazzy-moo
    Beginner September 2008
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    GWTW, I'm with you on this. Again, fairly limited experience here, but it really makes me gag. The taste and texture. ?

    I've found the best solutions so far involve flavoured drink and/or food for after, and deploying the 'taking me by surprise' method. No time to think about it then!?
    Mind you, avoiding it altogether works rather well too.....although I'm not sure H is quite as keen on this one!

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  • SophieM
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    Why, thank you ?

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    I have to go with this too, kind of like when you go swimming and swallow some of the sea by mistake ?

    I do agree it makes your skin feel really soft though

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  • Zebra
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    Totally agree.

    Mr JK - But men secrete seminal fluid before orgasm so it is throughout a bj, and there's the scent of your partner's skin and so on too. I'm not convinced it's just about arousal vs orgasm.

    Having been in a relationship where the man was pretty well phobic about giving but not receiving oral sex, I'm perhaps more sympathetic on this subject than many ?

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  • tahdah
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    Does anyone elses tongue go slightly numb...or is that just me! ?

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  • Sparkley
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    Could there be something wrong with his health if it tastes so vile?

    The only time I have ever tasted really fould sperm was a few hours after he ate fish pie ?

    But otherwise I suppose it tastes 'soapy' but I quite like it, and totally agree with what Sophie said.

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  • Sparkley
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    Yes, I know what you mean about that.

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  • NightOwl
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    I have never come across it tasting vile, but I do think it tastes like "bacon water". I imagine it tastes like bacon that has been left in water and then you drink the liquid.

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    Sorry but ?

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  • NightOwl
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    Haha, that description sounds worse than intended. But it is very salty and if you think diluted bacon next time, i think you will agree! ?

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  • MrsMcB2B
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    I'm very lucky in that my OH's *** is the nicest taste and consistency I've had *blush*. One of my exes' was lumpy beyond belief, yuk! I get the numb tongue thing - kind of like after I've eaten a kiwi strangely enough.

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    I think you put incredible instead of inedible by mistake ?

    Sperm tastes vile. Butterscotch angel delight is the best thing, imo - not for him to eat, obviously, but for him to dip his c o ck in

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    xx

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    Pmsl at it doesn't taste vile but like bacon water - bacon water surely WOULD be vile?

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    I've always thought this, it's the smell of the rind - the same goes for Brie. I point it out to Mr Mwnci every time there's some in the fridge. I'm sure he loves that(!)

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    ? The idea of drinking bacon water is vile, but dont think it would taste too bad in reality, I dont think sperm does anyway.

    Bacon water is not vile if you compare to bleach tasting spunk that strip your throat at least!

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    and you don't find bacon water vile? ?

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