What do you define as 'chavy'

I guess that makes me a chav too then.

You already had it with the Nike Shocks ?

If you meet any of my criteria?!? well..where do i START!???

on a guy..baseball caps balanced on ones head...nasty neck tats scrawled all the way up to behind the ear...eyebrow with 2 shaved lines in...*shudders*

A bit rough. You dont have to have money to have manners and make the best of yourself

I've had those trainers for 8 years!

Jeez they must stink! ?

I had some years ago and they are defintiely the most comfiest trainers I've ever had.

Nope because I never wear them!

I would define a chav as someone with no manners, probably a criminal record for petty crime & every other word that comes out of their mouth is a swear word. He/she will walk with a stone in their shoe, and holds a cigarette between their thumb and finger.

Chavy Female, gold rings on every finger, lip liner, velour tracksuits, over use of sunbeds / fake tan, fake uggs, and bling!

Chavy Blokes - Baseball cap worn on the side, socks over bottoms, if they use the following aftershave, Jupe, Cool Waters, Farenheit (sp)

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And they will smell of weed. And enjoy playing their sh1t music at a very high volume whilst sitting at the back of the bus/train/walking down the road.

When I first met the dude, his two favourite aftershaves were Joop and Cool Waters. I'm not allowed to slag him too much as he's a HIB, but those particular fragrances make me want to drink cider in the park and dry hump with Versace Yellow Jeans on!

Clotheswise - I think anything that becomes overly popular can become chavvy when the market start doing copies (e.g. Paul's Boutique or those LV bags mentioned in the other thread). I think it's all about perception though. My friend sees Tiffany jewellery and Pandora bracelets as chavvy but I never have.

H's ex wife said SS looked like a chav in a navy quilted coat we bought him. I was livid, I thought he looked lovely in it but then it goes back to what I said before, there are a lot of Barbour copies knocking about so maybe they are chavvy now?

My idea of a typical chav girl is - tracksuit, tight ponytail, big hoop earrings. air max, gold clown necklace.

And if they're not playing their music way too loud, they're on the phone to their "brothers" bragging about how they gave someone else a black eye/put him in hospital/slept with his friends missus.

Joop = ?

Wearing tracksuits in public (and not for exercise purposes).

Huge yellow gold jewellery, extra chav points if it's Lizzie Duke.

Massive spoilers on cars

Music played so loud all you can hear is the thudding bass line and the distortion from the speakers (double chav points if this takes place in a car with an enormous spoiler).

Regular consumption of Greggs pastry products and considering the aforementioned to be quality dining.

The word "innit"

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I'll come back for more.

I like Joop! That's too expensive to be chavy isn't it?

Panj it's ruddy afwul isn't it.

I think Joop has got to be the worst smelling aftershave available. It's absolutely rank.

100% agree. And he wore it the first time he met my family including my darling (read snarky) little sister who said Ewwwwww is that JOOP? 1995 called.....

Ah well, I'm in charge of the aftershave department now so it's all good!

All of the above, although I don't think Joop smell's that bad. I wouldn't smell it and think 'chav', my ex wore it occasionally and he was no chav.

this!

I agree! I like the smell of Brut too!?

That's my H ? To add, the tat on his neck is of my name, that's really "chavvy", isn't it? ?

Chavs to me = 99% of the guests on Jeremy Kyle. I include my cousin in that.

Yellow gold jewellery, extra points if it leaves green marks around their neck/finger.

Socks over the bottom of their tracksuit bottoms.

If we were going back to the 90's, i'd say they smelt like "Kindred spirit" Anyone remember that? My sister used to gas me out the bathroom with it ?

Quite interesting that we all have a similar idea of what a 'chav' is.

There is a chav test!

https://chavstest.com/quiz/

I dare you all to take it! ?

I am 41% Chav ?

I am 19% chav!?

Show off.

I'm proud of my Lizzie Duke rings.

me too!!!

I'm 15% Chav. I blame shopping at Iceland.

I didn't get that question. Co-Op's not chavy!

The one by my house is. It's where they all buy their cider! Compared to the one in town, where all the old dears shop.