Madam Purple C

So, H's 30th is in March and I have no idea what to get him! I've arranged us a week away at Centre Parcs for the week after and then our parents are paying for him to do activities whilst we're...

Anyone have Eddie Izzard? Is it funny or does it just get annoying?

I've posted on BT about toilet training boys and whether to teach them to dab/wipe their 'willy' or not. In your experiences do you know men who have dabbed or wiped or jangled and shaked?