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Arquard
Arquard

United Kingdom · From July 2009

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Happily married 🎉

21 May, 2011

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Meltdown
Guests outstaying their welcome (RANT)
Meltdown, 15 September, 2014 at 21:14

OH has a friend J who comes over most Mondays to go play badminton for an hour, our house is on his way home from work so he is here when I get home from work at 5.15, (he has his own key) The boys go...

Chucklevision, thursday 18-Sep-14 50
MrsHD2015
Wedding planning group on FB...rant
MrsHD2015, 9 September, 2014 at 17:22

So when I got engaged last year I joined a Brides to Be Wedding Planning group on FB. At first I loved it and got so many ideas and asked loads of questions and got really good responses! People were...

halloweeny, saturday 13-Sep-14 45
smilesjp
Does your OH notice...
smilesjp, 31 July, 2014 at 16:59

If you ever get your hair cut/dyed? Mine doesn't, although I never drastically change it. I thought maybe telling him I'm getting my hair cut would work, but not so much. He now just randomly blurts...

Helenia, friday 1-Aug-14 18
TreacleTart
go nowhere without your phone and a snack
TreacleTart, 31 July, 2014 at 15:36

Got locked in my bathroom for nearly 40 minutes this morning - the lock had broken in the door! Thankfully we'd got workman round today who (with some effort it has to be said) managed to get me out,...

Erin8, sunday 3-Aug-14 14
Rod
BT - I have news...!
Rod, 28 July, 2014 at 10:39

Hey Otters, newbies and lurkers alike. I've been AWOL from Hitched for a while so Hi! As many of you know, I had a pretty rough time last year and early this year when we suffered 3 miscarriages in 12...

*MM3*, wednesday 30-Jul-14 38
S
People p**s me off!
SoontobeMrsR, 29 July, 2014 at 15:21

Well off I went to asda to gets bit of shopping. No easy thing as some of you hitchers know I walk with a stick and struggle at times. An elderly chap spins round the corner and falls off his mobility...

Erin8, sunday 3-Aug-14 17
ATB
FAO Hoddy
ATB, 29 July, 2014 at 08:48

What the hell is happening? Is there anything the Otters can do? When is your meeting with the manager, can you tell us the things that are wrong so we can brief you what to say and how you want...

*MM3*, wednesday 30-Jul-14 34
H
why have I never been here before?!?
hallowedding, 27 July, 2014 at 06:24

The O/T section is so much fun and I've only ventured over here for the first time despite being a member since Feb! You'll be seeing more of me over here ladies

Cat In A Teacup, tuesday 29-Jul-14 36
H
Wedding Dresses- Now Scared confused and horrified
HappyGoldCakes177, 27 July, 2014 at 10:59

Hello, Right I went to my first wedding dress appointments yesterday and still have not recovered. I went with my best friend to a place she tried dresses at last year (she got married few months ago)...

sweetlikechocolate, monday 4-Aug-14 26
AuntieBJ
today I want to know...
AuntieBJ, 21 July, 2014 at 12:14

Who's on your list?? You're allowed five celebrities who, supposing they knocked on your door, you're allowed to sleep with without consequences. Who are your five? For me it's: 1. Robbie Williams 2....

Arquard, saturday 26-Jul-14 92
Erin8
Guilty pleasures and those you don't see the hotness of
Erin8, 24 July, 2014 at 05:22

Following on from the thead about hotties.... GUILTY PLEASURES John Bishop (His annoying voice and caps that are too big -his wife is a dentist as well! Jeremy Kyle at times (l know this is incredibly...

*Teabag*, sunday 3-Aug-14 59
T
Bridesmaid and flower girl nightmare BT
titty, 25 July, 2014 at 13:52

New to the site an just wanted to let off some steam and get some advice. Basically I got engaged in May 2013. I asked my BFF to be bridesmaid straight away and her daughter ( my god daughter) to be...

casgup, tuesday 29-Jul-14 109
Pittabre
Rather amusing - "can we guess who you are?"
Pittabre, 22 July, 2014 at 14:48

Just did this on FB: http://www.playbuzz.com/gregs/can-we-guess-who-you-are-in-only-20-questions It asks 20 questions and then makes five predictions about you. Mine were: Here is our best guess at...

MadamRed, saturday 2-Aug-14 33
Arquard
Man compiles spreadsheet list of....
Arquard, 21 July, 2014 at 19:07

....all the reasons his wife gave him for declining his sexual advances.......

Erin8, wednesday 23-Jul-14 7
*Funky*
Which one are you?
*Funky*, 16 July, 2014 at 21:01

I generally prefer sauce to the side unless its drunken chips from the kebab shop in which case smother them bad boys in burger sauce.

alyj66, tuesday 22-Jul-14 41
Chippet
Bras
Chippet, 20 July, 2014 at 13:37

Recently read an article that explains the theory of adding 5" to our band sizes is old fashioned and have discovered my "new" bra size is a 28dd (not a 32a), is anyone else using this "new"...

Chippet, friday 25-Jul-14 16
Erin8
Is the first year of marriage meant to be so hard?!
Erin8, 18 July, 2014 at 11:27

Is the first year of marriage meant to be so hard?! Mr Erin and l are really not getting on at the moment. This morning’s argument was why it is rude when we go to Ireland to scatter my Dad’s ashes to...

InkedDoll, friday 25-Jul-14 38
Pittabre
I'm not attracted to Ryan Gosling
Pittabre, 21 July, 2014 at 15:59

Am I the only one? I feel I'm missing something important as he seems to be fairly popular.

Erin8, wednesday 23-Jul-14 32
Mrs Bass
I missed my birthday!!
Mrs Bass, 25 June, 2014 at 13:20

Last friday was my 4th Hitched Birthday! Cake and booze is on me! ?????????????????????????

Arquard, friday 27-Jun-14 8
Mellow_Yellow
Update on me *BT*
Mellow_Yellow, 13 June, 2014 at 14:38

My lovely lovely Otters. Many of you know that baby plans have been part of the Mellow household for almost two years now, indeed you have been there through my rants and tears. I am absolutely over...

Panjita, tuesday 17-Jun-14 43
S
Don't know what to do - where is he??? (Update; He's home!)
SuperSpud, 12 June, 2014 at 00:31

It's half past midnight. I got a text off H at 21.40 saying the car wouldn't start and he was stuck in Liverpool (where he works). I told him to phone the AA, texted him the number, but he couldn't...

*J9*, friday 27-Jun-14 92
S
Rik Mayall
suziebabesuk, 9 June, 2014 at 22:03

I was really saddened to hear the news about Rick Mayall's death today. It's very sad we've such a funny icon of British comedy.

mustard_mitt, sunday 15-Jun-14 7
ATB
Ugly crying - Advice OMs
ATB, 9 June, 2014 at 15:25

Sorry this is WPing but I need some Otter input! I was in church yesterday and was on the verge of tears the whole time. That's me just going to my church, on a normal sunday. I'm worried I'm going to...

bamboo, tuesday 8-Jul-14 40
Panjita
Boudoir Photography Session
Panjita, 9 June, 2014 at 15:46

Have any of you done this? What was it like? How did you feel? How did the photos look? Why did you do it?

alabastamasta, tuesday 17-Jun-14 93
Mellow_Yellow
Ridiculous dilemma (light-hearted)
Mellow_Yellow, 6 June, 2014 at 12:52

I'm about to get stuck in to tidying the house, but it's such a gorgeous day out. I'm tempted to open the back doors to give the new house a real airing, but I'm terrified of wasps! If one comes in I...

*Teabag*, sunday 8-Jun-14 11
SillyWrong
The shame
SillyWrong, 6 June, 2014 at 14:00

Last year we moved in to our new house and all the furniture was new, it all came covered in cardboard and polystyrene, even the hand made stuff. There was miles of cardboard! It wouldn't fit in to...

Arpee, saturday 7-Jun-14 10
Mellow_Yellow
Otter Pledge (Updated in OP)
Mellow_Yellow, 5 June, 2014 at 01:44

I'm sure Footlong organised something similar last year. The idea is that you pledge to finally do something that you've been putting off, and we all check in with each other to check progress and...

AuntieBJ, tuesday 15-Jul-14 23
SillyWrong
Almost famous?
SillyWrong, 5 June, 2014 at 11:58

I mentioned earlier about seeing myself on The Ozone in 1993 dancing at a UB40 concert ... Otters otters, phats and small (!!), who is the most 'Almost' famous of us all!?

snow bride, saturday 7-Jun-14 27
L
The big vote
LalaC1988, 22 May, 2014 at 06:49

So this is the first time I will actually be able to vote my first time I was out of the country so this is the first time I can actually go to the polling station and vote just wondering whether...

~Peanut~, wednesday 28-May-14 29
WickyWack
Sofas....
WickyWack, 21 May, 2014 at 09:44

Okay, so following on from "Beds" I now need sofa help!! We really like the look of Laura Ashley sofas (who doesn't!) but really can't afford these prices.. We've been looking at the usual DFS, SCS,...

Mellow_Yellow, thursday 22-May-14 11
*Mini*
Do you like how you look?
*Mini*, 16 May, 2014 at 21:48

I am the biggest I have ever been weight wise, I cannot seem to lose weight despite the fact I am now (badly) running and have starved myself for the last week. None of my clothes fit. despite this I...

kharv, tuesday 20-May-14 60

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