A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

Can I throw in all guests that can't understand the english language on an invitation and can't read calendars? as they dont read the detail, provide responses on specific requests or respond in time!!

I second this!!

I'm throwing in venue rules.

Good one..Definately!

Of course he did! You looked like your normal self ?

Why we are at it, chuck in the new-slutty-grilfriend-of-a-very-close-friend who turns up at the evening do sozzled and flashing her nips!!!

Badly fitted wedding dresses...

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Throws in : Guests in bridal like white/ivory dresses

Gonna be a big bag then.

I think someone else already chucked in guests that don't understand what RSVP means, and despite chasing still can't figure out the importance of replying.

I know someone mentioned cadbury purple, can I throw "chav hot pink" into the bag as well since I'm here?

In go chair covers.

*gives bag a good shake*

Can i chuck in Cheese wedding 'cakes' !? sorry.... they are just not CAKES!!! ?

Why not throw in 'dry' weddings and smoking bans?

Chucks in hitting your head

#knowsthisisnotweddingrelatedbuthasjusthithead

Im lobbing in a good dash of wine charms/lucky charms/any kinda charm you want to shake a stick at.

I'll throw in 'over co-ordinated' weddings where everything and everyone matches!

Throwing in sky lanterns

Awesome!!!

I wanna throw in the father in law that will get drunk & start groping anything female with a pulse. I also want to chuck in Vintage weddings as I really find it all a bit too chintzy (Panda dives for cover!)

Can I throw in 'Teal' and 'Sausage and Mash' ?

Good one! I know that at least one of guests is going to be doing this on my big day *groan* 'You don't mind do you?' she said. Well what could I say?

I'll throw in people that complain about the menu choices!

Loving this thread btw ?

I second this

Grrrrrrrr

**Fishes in the bag to retreive Chicken and Mushroom**

I'll lob in one MIL in head-to-toe black, rain and cold weather in June.

More generally - silly / difficult dress codes for guests.

Dove chucking

anyone who says "but you *must* have that / invite that person

CB pass us the bag,

Throws in the Hitcher line, 'but if we were all the same the world would be a boring place'.

Watch out everyone...

I have a handful of cheap plastic good luck horseshoe type things coming in (with vile, dirty ribbons!)

I'd also like to throw in the lack of gentlemen Hitchers!

Lobs in a horseshoe

And throwing in, with OHs help (it's heavy): anyone who wants me to text them a picture of my wedding dress!

Keep asking, I will lie to you and tell you I don't have one!

Chuck in ring cushions please...

A goodly mix in here so far.

I'm going to add animals at weddings, table crystals and crap wine. Lots of crap wine, just to make it a more volatile fight.