Bon voyage...

I am now in leiderhosen, in homage to the Von Trapp family off of The Sound of music. Ahem,

So long, farewell, aufweidersehn gooodniiiight.... adieu, adieu to ye and ye and ye....

Gooooodbyyyyyyyyyyee... gooodbyeeeeeee... (takes deep breath for mega key change) GOOOOODBYYYYYYEEEEEE!

Woooaaahh whats going on? I completely missed the deleted thread, where is Trickers going?

This is the best I can muster. See you on the other side!

(All children)
There's a sad sort of clanging
From the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple, too
And up in the nursery
An absurd little bird
Is popping out to say coo-coo
(Coo-coo, coo-coo)

(Brigitta, Gretel, Marta) (Fredrick, Leisel, Kurt, Louisa)
coo-coo Regretfully they tell us
coo-coo But firmly they compel us
to say goodnight
coo-coo
(All)
To you

(Children)
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
(Marta)
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

(Children)
So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
(Fredrick)
Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you

(Children)
So long, farewell
Au revoir, Auf Weidersehen
(Leisel)
I'd like to stay
And taste my first champagne
(talking to the captain) yes?
(Captain) no!

(children)
So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye
(Kurt)
I leave and heave
A sigh and say goodbye
Goodbye

(Brigitta)
I'm glad to go
I cannot tell a lie
(Louisa)
I flit, I float
I fleetly flee, I fly

(Gretel)
The sun has gone
To bed and so must I

(Children)So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye

Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

(guests)
Goodbye

? Goodbye for now...

I'm holding out hope that you will be back!

What's happened?

I go for one stupid meeting and Tricks has gone?

But she can't!

(insert *indigant huffing and arm crossing*)

Tricks has been told off by the powers that be.

To paraphrase 'she must be more supportive to the stressed brides to be'. Presumably that means it's open season on the menfolk of Hitched?

Own up, who's been crying into their cornflakes because of something Tricks said? I'm sure we can arrange a Tricks sponsored couch and a box of tissues to help you over the ordeal of the nasty lady talking to you.

Oh for goodness sake! (really wanted to put another word in there but don't want to be offensive to the delicate little flowers who may be reading!)

So has Tricks been sent to the naughty step then?

Hope it's a blimmin big step as I think we may all end up on it!

Farewell Tricks!

*Crumples to the floor in grief*

I'm confused...?

What??! Hitched is getting ridiculous now.....

I refuse to say goodbye...

*sits in the corner*

There aren't many of us in the first place, and I can certainly understand why.

Its *** here anyway

It is getting rediculous now!!!

Oh FFS!!!! It's this sort of thing that keeps putting me off Hitched! I used to be on here every day but now I'm turning into more of a lurker than a poster. What happened to freedom of speech?

Whaaaaat? This is madness!

Just put bold tags in the middle of the word [ b ] [ /b ] without the spaces.

gah i cant even swear properly,bypassing the filter

The world has gone mad I tell you. Tricks - it's been a pleasure. You have waved the flag high and proud against twee twattery. And you're obviously the most terrifying person I've met in not-real-life.

I like the addition of the beer!

Flowery Im not sure you are allowed to laugh around here, incase sad people feel left out and vicitimised by it!

Fucking twatting cunting bastards

Woah! what the hell happened here ?

Tricks can't be gone [:'(]

We always laugh at LaP, that's the best bit about DW.

Oooh thats better,i feel cleansed now

Oooh, I got a post deleted! Happy days!

My work here is done. Hopefully see lots of the non-twee people over at deadwood. You do need to register to view posts but it is free and a lot more fun than here.

Ha ha, how long till this gets deleted with the C U Next Tuesday references! Lol.

Baby: Listen little child
there will come a day
when you will be able
able to say
never mind the pain or the aggravation
you know there's a better way for you and me to be

Scary: Look for the rainbow in every storm
Fly like an angel, Heaven sent to me

All: Goodbye My Friend - I know you're gone you said you're gone but I can still feel you here
It's not the end - you gotta keep it strong before the pain turns into fear

Sporty: So glad we made it
time will never change it no no no

All: no no no no

But it worked in the quote ?

Bastard,i feel victimised now. im very sensitive you know

Huh?? Tricks has gone?? ☹️