Apropos of Becki's sexy time thread, I remembered something I found hilarious last time me and H got down to it.
I tried out 'who's your mummy?' as you know being a PC feminist and all, I didn't get why it should be OK for guys to say 'who's your daddy?' I might mention that H has never actually said this to me, but I had just watched an ep of HIMYM and Barney says it a lot to women. So thought I would give it a go.
H looked really freaked out and I nearly fell off the bed laughing at him, but give him his due he manfully carried on.
What weird or funny things have you or your partners said while getting down to business?