We haven't had any of the above for a while, so thought I'd get the ball rolling.
My lottery house popped up on the devil's own website this morning - it's in the most fantastic location and is actually a realistic size (big houses are all well and good but I like being cosy) and its got a garden with ORP which is a huge rarity in this location. Sadly it is a good £80k out of our price range; so near yet so far.
I like to be semi-realistic with my RM porn!
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26905638.html