Sleepturbating

HA!

Jeeze they are even at it when they are asleep!?

? I love things like this! When i was younger we had a house party and a guy slept in a bed with me and my friend, we woke up to him vigorously going at it ?

Another friend of mine was seeing a guy, he used to start (and finish!) having sex with her in his sleep and had no memory of it in the morning

Ha ha ha ha...thats mint!

An ex of mine from uni used to do it..but weirdly i only ever noticed after we'd had sex that evening!! was i that s**t!?!??!?! ?

Hahaha!

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Asleep my @rse! dirty buggar was probably just caught and then embarrassed so faked being asleep! Aren't men delightful creatures. ?

And none of you girls have ever woken up with your hands in the, um, wrong place?

I can honestly say no, footlong!

That's a no from me, but then again I don't do that at all!!

Thanks! I have to say Sleepturbathing is my fave new word of the week!

My H does it. It wakes me up, so I give him a sharp nudge in the back, or ribs to wake him up, call him a dirty sod then go back to sleep. ?

Ha ha, did she ask him what he was dreaming about? Footlong I love you. Your honesty really knows no bounds!

Phew, saved by the Belle.

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Doesn't it get a bit, um, messy?

I would be fuming if I'd only just changed the sheets.

Doesn't it get, um, messy in other situations? Like when he misses your face?

This happens to me, although I don't need to do anything for it to happen - it just happens!

? Wowzers. H always sleeps with his hands down his pants, maybe this is what he gets up to when I'm asleep. Niiiiice.

How do you know?

Happens when I'm just about to wake up normally, so I'm aware enough to know that my hands aren't wandering!

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I did actually see a bit of a documentary it was Strange Sex or something but one woman on it had this problem, she had sex in her sleep - anyone who was around in the house was in danger of getting jumped.
It was no laughing matter actually cos she woke up with no idea she had done it!

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An ex of mine used to do this, for some reason he got very angry when i told him about it though and vehemently denied it.... needless to say that relationship didn't last long!