If a man has had a vasectomey - what does he ejaculate?

Something that i've wondered myself but have been too scared to ask anyone the questions in fear of being looked at as being dumb. So glad that you've asked it and am looking forward to answers.

? Semen I would imagine

Spermless jizz ?

Seminal fluid, or rather the portion of it made in the prostate (IIRC)

Semen, as I understand it, sperm makes up a tiny part of the ejaculate.

Edit: According to wikipedia - Semen minus the sperm is called seminal plasma.

Google is a wonderful thing ..

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_a_man_ejaculate_anything_after_a_vasectomy

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080516194837AAAyrOq

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080531203743AAiSU73

I am dumb ?

A care plan for a resident in the care home I work stated that he had been a semen in the Navy. That amused me.

It always used to crack me up when football commentators said: "And Seaman has kept a clean sheet" ?

Well I never knew that!

Does it taste any different? ?

Chocolate, Sparks. Ask for a try.

Well that's interesting to know.

Thanks for all the answers and sparkley, we can both be dumb together.

Any other questions that we need to know the answers to but are too scared to ask anyone in real life?

I've got one.

does the semen and the pee come down the same tube? i know it both comes out the same hole but is there one tube in ide or two which join up? i nearly asked my oh but he's a smarty pants know it all and would cast it up to me for evermore.

i may have another question depending on the answer to that ?

Ultimately, yes, the urethra.

christ, played truant a lot did you? ?

I'm not falling for that one!

Although the taste does change depending on what a man eats.

That's what i thought.

so the next question is:

can that harm me in any way? like if he takes a pee right before we have sex? my ex h used to run water over it but my new guy just gives it a shake.

I think it is, because H says that it stings when he has a pee after we've because there's still sometimes some semen left in the tube, maybe he's just talking crap to me though.

where to begin. oh god ???

Urine is virtually sterile unless he has an infection so enjoy all the golden showers you want ?

is this all for real? how do some people get through life? ?

maybe he has an STI? ?

Good God, I've just noticed. Your ex used to run water over his cock before sex? Wahahahahaha ??

Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh that's exactly what I thought. ??

Blimey, this is starting to remind me of a previous thread involving willy washing.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! ? ?

"the new one just gives it a shake"

??

"come on baby, WAHEY" <shakes cock & does a little dance> ?

i was at school for 12 years and in all that time we had one sex education lesson, which mostly consisted of telling us not to let a boy's hands wander. the joys of a catholic education.

I presume she means after peeing. If she means before sex I'd be more worried about the new bloke "giving it a shake" ?

I must have missed that.

I did watch one of those embarrasing illness progs where it showed a man how to wash his willy. Apparantly a huge number of men have flem, phlegm? Under the foreskin as they don't wash properly ?

she definitely does - either way, still bloody funny ?

Smegma. I cannot understand how any man doesn't understand the basic principles of washing his own penis.

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