men going for a wee, dab/wipe or shake?

Do they have lavatory paper in urinals? Of course not. I would be seriously grimmed out by any man who wiped or (*shudder*) dabbed.

I have three boys and told them to 'jiggle' - no idea if this is right or not though!

No they don't, tbh it didn't register with me that they'd be no paper as I was thinking more at home where there would be toilet roll.

My OH says a quick shake is all you need.

They shake in this house, and absolutely not more than 3 times...

Sorry, I am now laughing in a cringy way at the thought of the men in my life delicately dabbing the end of their knobs ?

Dabbing is only necessary if you suffer from plumber's cock ?

HH - i dunno what would be worse, shaking too much or dabbing. Girls are much easier?

I'm glad someone else mentioned this.

What on earth is plumber's ***?!

I don't know much about this sort of thing, or potty training, but I must say your little boy is very advanced for his age if he's potty training already ?

Dab? WTF ?! Pmsl imagine the poor lad at 14, in the changing rooms with HUD mates and having a per, and he dabs his ***. Waah! He'd live with the piss taking for the rest of his life Dab ?

Dab? WTF ?! Pmsl imagine the poor lad at 14, in the changing rooms with HUD mates and having a per, and he dabs his ***. Waah! He'd live with the piss taking for the rest of his life Dab ?

Dab? WTF ?! Pmsl imagine the poor lad at 14, in the changing rooms with HUD mates and having a per, and he dabs his ***. Waah! He'd live with the piss taking for the rest of his life Dab ?

God I am going to be like Evy on the towels thread. Mr Jolly wipes and goes into a cubicle to ensure that he can do so. Junior Jolly has also been taught to wipe on the basis that walking around with a piss covered willy is not nice. I'm a bit shocked by the anti wiping brigade ?

Personally I'd have been happy for the ex to dab. At least then it wouldn't have ended up on the seat. Of course he didn't dab the seat after either so that might be colouring my view.

WSS. There is nothing worse than seeing a wet patch on boxers/trousers etc because shaking hasn't removed everything. My boy is taught to wipe dry as well.

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Fark me, it really isn't that difficult to shake and not drip piss all over your trousers like some sort of feral animal. Not that feral animals generally wear trousers. I despair for the future of mankind.

My OH shakes which I think is fine. However having discussed with two friends both say their partners wipe. I have taught my three year old to shake but his grandma gets him to wipe at hers - I think I'll have to have a word with her!

I have a wiper here, he shakes & wipes, I am told that he does this so that he doesn't walk around all day with a piss patch on his pants. Fair enough I think...he is just being hygienic after all.

Still baffled by the piss patch on pants thing. Are some men unable to shake properly?

No idea if my boyf wipes or shakes, but I do know he SITS DOWN to pee!! ?

I discovered this on NYE when we went to the loo together at a party - first and only time EVER - I never wee in front of a man, but I was rather drunked.

Anyway, he went to go for a wee and he sat down - I almost choked!!!! WTF are you doing I said! he said he always does it at someones house and at mine/his as it's difficult to pee and not splash..... he likes being clean so sits down - unless he is in a public loo or a urinal and he points and shoots.....

I thought he was a freak, and told him so, he was rather upset, until I spoke to friends, and some of them said that their OH also sat and peed if at someones house, or at their own, so they don't get pee evrerywhere.....

Mr Wt kneels on the floor in front of the toilet to pee at home. I always wondered why I never ever found pee sprinkle on the loo seat, until about 2 years after we lived together and caught him kneeling and resting his knob on the seat while he had a waz. Anyway, he shakes and goes.

My h always dabs. I find the thought of just shaking rather icky.

Oh my god I really needed a laugh this morning!

Funnily enough I asked SB this question a few weeks ago (I cannot for the life of me remember why, I think it was one of those moments where I have '*** curiousity' and ask things like "Have you ever got it caught in a zip? and "When was the most inappropriate time it ever stood to attention?") and he pointed out the fact that urinals don't have toilet paper. He's definitely a shaker and I'm pleased to report he also does not walk around with a wee patch on the front of his jockeys or trousers! As Baron says, he's not a beast!

I find penises - penii? No that's almost a pasta, surely! - so interesting. I really wish I had one for a day - I can't imagine a part of my body having a life of its own. But then that's a bit like pregnancy isn't it? Hmmmm.... [SLD wanders off to think about body parts]

I have honestly never heard of 'dabbing'. MrF (and my previous boyf) def just shake.

and i always wee in front of MrF and vice versa, it has never occured to me not to. if i even shut the bathroom door cub bags on it until i let her in, i just leave it open now.

That is the weirdest, freakiest piss tale I have every heard. I'm not sure whether to laugh or refer him to an institution.

Mr Dooby is a shaker and doesn't seem to have a problem with damp patches on his boxers (well not that i've ever noticed anyway).

Mr P is a shaker too, in fact the only time he has "dabbed" that I am aware of was the other day when Phoebe handed him a carefully wadded pile of loo roll and told him too (newly toilet trained, totally mystafied that boys don't need to wipe like she has to ?). No wee stains to see here either.

We also don't shut the door anymore, no bogging point as it is like a red rag to a bull to the two small children. I have to make a mental note to close the door as I am climbing the stairs when we have guests ?.

Shakers junior and and senior in this house. If senior is hungover or just woken up he sits down to wee.

I had a boyfriend who used to stand up to wipe his bum after a poo and it was..well I don't know, I kind of thought less of him and can't quite decide why. Like he was a 4 year old.

Do both, cos I reckon its wierd too! However I do have spotlessly clean toilets, toilet seats and floors around the toilets due to his wierdness lol

Is it weird to stand up to wipe your bum after a poo?

H sits to pee when possible, lazy git ?

I have spotlessly clean toilets, seats and floors. My secret? Pointing my penis in the right direction ?