men going for a wee, dab/wipe or shake?

I m on a roll ?

Oh my life, Nick, I am howling! Genius, genius thread made all the better for the diagrams!

Nick, thats funny, but in your diagram his knees arent on the floor and he doesnt actually need to slouch over. Could you do another diagram please to rectify that? ??

Need to add, youve have drawn him an impressive knob though, thanks for that!

But a scarily disproportionate hairy ball!

I think I've sussed it. WT have you got one of those child-sized loos they have in infant schools? (Or are you married to the BFG?)

Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ??

WT - Can't wait to meet Mr WT ?

Lumpy I reckon Im married to the BFG lol

SLD , hmmmmmm yeah only one out of kilter ball lol

Better?

Thanks Nick thats much better, but now Im wondering what the oooh! is all about?! ?

His balls are cold, pressed up against the porcelain?

Please, dont, I now have tears running down my face ??

WWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ?

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omg, This is the funniest thread ever. I just snorted tea when I saw the pictures and everyone in the office thinks I'm a complete loon. Pure genius NickJ [:'(]

Perhaps he is holding the end too tight? (yes crap I know)

Waaaaaaaaaaaah! This is the only thread on hitched ever to have me literally crying with laughter, thank god I'm on my own on this side of this office.

This is an absolute corker of a thread ?

I'm with Soph and the others in the "I have never excreted bodily fluids in front of a man and have absolutely no desire to know how H pees/poos" camp.

? poor Mr WT

Its his fault for having wierd ways of wazzing!?

I have tears running down my face from laughing so much at this!

I have no desire to know whether my H dabs/wipes or shakes but he does always carry a hanky!

Excellent, excellent thread! MrL stands, shakes and that's that. I'm relieved he's fairly normal after all.

I'm loving the ad at the bottom of the page for the Weee Directive too!

I think this is my favourite hitched thread EVER - it's made me cry, I'm laughing so much...

The diagrams!!! ???

chinrest! ? huh?

one of my team has just asked me if I'm ok... oh god, i can't share this!

I think Nick might need to expand his artistic streak to diagrams of men with wet patches and men wiping their arses whilst standing up. We could have a gallery!?

Hasten to add, I am also firmly in the 'have never ever conducted private toilet business' in front of any of my boyfriends or even my ex-husband. Whilst I understand that there might be a need in cases of extreme sickness or labour... other than that it's the wrongest thing in the universe. Some things should remain private. They really should.

That said I am very interested to learn the technicalities involved in having a winky wanky woo. I don't think I have penis envy, more penis fascination!

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That really is faux twee of the highest order.

PMSL "winky wanky woo" how effing twee is that?! ?

Im loving this thread its really cheered me up!

Do you want my job? I've examined seven willies so far this morning ?

I have had The Bloodhound Gang playing in my brain reading this thread..

"But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee"

? you're all freaks for discussing it. Weirdos.

Shame on you! Do you not know your Peter Cook and Dudley Moore? Shame again I say! I am quoting the greatest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_7T8aM4EFo (Not safe for work by the way! ?)

I don't call SB's that! I call it... er... Excalibur! ??

OMG......... thats one helluva pork sword you have there SB, methinks I shall name it.... Excalibur!......... arise Excalibur!

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Followed by: [meaty thunk] [meaty thunk] That's the sound of being annointed on both shoulders! [rtofl]