men going for a wee, dab/wipe or shake?

I think there are exceptions to this - I am always a bit surprised at how low the loo at my mum's house is after being used to the one at home. Maybe the WTs just have an especially low one.

My H has really short legs so I don't think I'll get him to try it.

Ive just asked H - he dabs after a wee, and wipes sitting down after a poo, but stands up to finish off

My H just tried it - waahaha, funniest thing EVER (yes, we do the whole 'weeing in front of each other' thing)... he's 6 foot 2 but looked to be about the right height to aim straight in...

He did just tell me about some weird guy he works with, who has to remove ALL his clothes before having a dump. Every time. Public loo or otherwise... now THAT'S odd...

Remove ALL clothes?!?! Now that is odd. Gosh he must get cold...

One of our old Heads of Service was famed for crapping with the door open in the work loos. He'd happily start conversations with whoever came in. I'd love to get Mr Jolly to try the Mr WT method of peeing but I don't think he'll agree. No harm in asking though.

Mr FtG is refusing to find out if it would be possible for a 5'5" man to kneel and pee in a swiss toilet. I think this is a necessary data point, but he's having none of it.

? at hitcher's husbands testing out weeing on their knees that's just brilliant!

This is very nearly science or something! ?

PMSL at taking off all your clothes to have a dump - WTF? And standing up to "finish off" - does he crap, then piss, then have a standing wank?

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Oh dear...this thread has cheered me up no end ?

This is the most fabulous thread - MrKJX will not engage in any discussion or conversation however.

Loving this thread, especially the diagrams. Mr I shakes. Master I shakes. Both wee standing up.

MrS concurs that peeing kneeling down is bizarre, but potentially possible depending on the height of the loo.

He also suggest that 'collisions' would only be possible if you had a very big one, and were able to get some kind of pendulum action going, which would then need to coincide with a well timed poo. Ick.

I've heard of public toilets in China, which are literally gutters in the street. You stand over them, and do what you need to do.

Mr Orly's contribution is that a shake should happen in conjunction with a cup. (Apparently to clear any spare liquid from the tubes, and thereby avoiding pee stains.) And that peeing after sex was easier, as it it's better lubriated.

You've just given me images with that now! Thanks. ?

?? at this entire thread, brilliant!

Nick's pictures ?

Meathy thunk of Excalibur ?

Keef and Vinda's husbands trying out the kneel pee <tears rolling down face> ?

MrV is perfectly normal thankfully and we've never excreted in front of each other thank you very much, not even when I was in labour and he had to drag the G&A cylinder for me ?

My dad kneels down if he needs the loo in the middle of the night and since he doesn't like to shut the door I've actually had the misfortune to witness it ? He kind of bent one knee and squatted a bit, he's 5'8" for any data gatherers ?

I'm sorry, I may just be being thick, but I really don't understand that sentence. Could you explain it to me (a diagram is NOT necessary ?)

I'm presuming a cupped hand, but am happy to be corrected...

? what a fab thread, made my evening.

Haven't laughed so much at a thread in ages. ?

Nick - loving the diagrams. Just had to show OH. ?

This has had me laughing out loud especially "meaty thunk" ? For the record Mr M shakes, he thought dabbing was the funniest thing ever and said "it's not like there's supplies of mini tissues next to urinals". Anyway I asked him to try kneeling and he could easily reach either on one or two knees and could have weeed without using his hands IYKWIM. He is 6'5" with 33" inside leg and we have a standard B&Q loo if that makes a difference!

H has just told me that he 'taps' rather than shakes! ?

pendulum action ?

Yes, the toilets in China can be a gutter type thing which you straddle to the best of your ability.

Ex Mr TB was definitely a sitter-downer on Western toilets and a squatter over holes in Turkey. Maybe its an Arab thing as the gentleman caller is also a sitter-downer who thinks nothing of wandering into the bathroom when I am in the shower and having a pee, despite me having multiple bathrooms. Of course, being Middle Eastern, ex Mr TB doesnt "do" toilet paper either.

I prefer to pee as a solitary experience and have never really done the girls thing of sharing cubicles.

This thread has been pure Hitched Gold and made me (and everyone else) really laugh, especially NickJ's drawings - he is the Hitched equivalent to Tony Hart....kind of!

Pendulum action ? ? Seriosuly, I can't stop! I sound like Mutley here!

Mr Pink wouldnt try the kneeling piss experiment, he did say though that he stands to wipe as he wouldnt fit his hand up his arse whilst sitting ?

Ok, he has just tried the kneeling piss experiment, he just about got the end over the rim of the loo.......

Conclusion: He has short legs not a short *** ?

Up his arse? WTF? Is he a cow?

(I have vet-like images in my head now! Why on earth would his hand go up his arse?????) ???

Sorry! That was me! Damn Christams name still ogged in. Fixed now!

Like tapping the ash off a cigarette???

Yup, a cupped hand to encourage any spare liquid to make its way into the outside world. (I presume Mr Debbie D taps for the same reason).

But surely cupping would mean getting his hand wet? At least tapping (and yes, I envisage that in the same way as tapping the ash off a cigarette) means Mr DebbieD doesn't wee on his hand! ?

What are we cupping here? Bollocks? just to be sure I have all the facts.