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I have just got back from the GP, after making an appointment about how my ridiculous mood swings and lack of sex drive have been making me really low. I've heard that Microgynon can have these...

But nil by mouth and have been since 7 am and won't be going down for my op until at least 4pm! OH has now eaten two huge rolls & a packet of crisps in front of me then found Man vs Food on the...

After the other code words thread being very tame, thought I'd start the opposite. Sex code words? Or pet names for your bits and bobs? As I said before, we refer to ours as Sally & Trevor, and...

Hubby wants beef bourgi-thingy for dinner tonight. We bought steaks 'cos I don't have the time to slow cook the beef. Does anyone have a recipe to do the bourgey quickly?

Its soooooooooooooooo boring, stuff id normally 'do' on a dialy basis without even thinking im having to plod through at a super snail pace and its boring and dull and cant access OT or facebook as...

Just had an email to say they've cancelled my order as they're having stock issues. I'm sad.

After my inspiring green (grey?) cakes last week and an impromptu loaf of (albeit packet) bread, I have decided I should bake more. A lot more. Like 5 days a week. Probably a bit insane, but, you...

My bum won't fit into my Levis any more ☹️ not without a lot of tugging and discomfort anyway! I need a new pair of stretchy jeans or jeggings that won't destroy my bank balance or my behind. Any...

I love the threads on WP about tattoos on brides. Apart from the chav-debate, which was highly amusing, it's nice to know the stories behind the images. Unfortunately I can't start us off with a flash...

Right, I have had a search and I can't really find anything that answers my question. I've had the implant now, for just over two years. For the first 18 months or so, it was brilliant. No periods, no...

Not sure why I'm posting this I feel like I need to tell some one. But not some one I know. No one knows were ttc. I copied this off my blog. After BFN no 48 hit the bottom of the bin this morning I...

Anybody heard what is happening this year? I heard Alfie kills Derrick, leaves Kat and then gets with Roxy!

I’m really annoyed with myself today. I was running late for work today and had to take the car in because I have a meeting this afternoon in a location that’s 30 minutes away. I had to park the car...

Each cycle for about 2 days beforehand I get very sad and tearful, every little thing sets me off and just get very down about everything. Do you lovely ladies have any tips of how I could help these...

Hello, As you may know, The Mumdrum (www.mumdrum.com), a site dedicated to Mums and Mums-to-be, brought to you by hitched, is now live! If you'd like to join the conversations happening in the forum,...

My daisy had cystitis 2 weeks ago which cleared with anti inflammatorys. Come home tonight and there is blood in the Cat litter again like last time. Im guessing she now needs antibiotics? Anyone else...

Not sure if anyone's H is doing Movember, there were quite a few of us over on BT. How has it been? Me and H have hardly kissed since he's had his tache, it's horrible, so glad its coming off...

Now I'm sure that my big gob + small terraced house does not make me the perfect neighbour but I have been awake since 5am thanks to the numpty next door playing the bloody recorder. And I wouldn't...

I am aware than this is very, very random, but for those who watch the show do you think Bernadette's boobs are real. Are they either a) Some kind of stage padding for the character b) The actress's...

,*, *@* *@*@* """"U"""" Hope that I'm the first person to put a christmas tree on your phone If luck is a raindrop i'd send you a shower, if hope is a minute i'd send you an hour, if happiness is a...

I believe tommorow is moving day? Sending lots of good luck and vibes that the day itself doesn't throw up any hiccups, no fragile boxes get broken and that you can find the kettle and teabags when...

I know this is a bit random, but I have rather wide feet. There are loads of shoe shops that sell wide fit shoes now which is great but I still have issues with wellies. This weather is calling for...

Apparently I have it. What is it and how do I get rid of it? The doc has given me pills to try to control the dizziness, but as he'd squidged me in because I begged to be seen today he was in a rush...

Morning all We're currently in the process of having our kitchen re-done and I'm in a little bit of a dilemma. We're not having wall tiles just an oak up stand to finish off the worktop and a...

H's munter ex just texted him to inform him (although typically late in the day) that they are moving next week. I looked on rightmove and the photos of where they currently live are on there. Its a...

I'm doing a secret santa (not the hitched one - I missed out on that!) but the rules are £5 max and it has to be funny/rude/silly. I'm buying for a woman in her mid-late 20s and need some inspiration...

Can't quite believe I am posting this but I do believe that I like this song, I was suprised when I found out it was One Direction. I feel a bit cringe for liking it cause in my head they are just...

Sorry to crash... am normally a BTer but was after some advice please? I am in the process of opening a "play cafe". Basically this will be a coffee shop/sandwich bar which will have soft play areas...

My husband and son are going to love me so much on Christmas morning when they open the Christmas jumpers I have just bought for them. Mwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!