A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

Oh, I am on a roll now,,

Look out because I'm also tossing in unoriginal speeches/jokes which were found on the internet, some which I have had to sit thru at several weddings,, same speech, probably all sourced at the same 'wedding speech' website. Don't be so lazy!!

Ushers/bridesmaids who do little to help the couple on the day,, get in the bag, and stay there until you learn what your role is on the day!

Agreed on not even a card on the day.

1 from a day guest of Hubbys

1 from MY BROTHER!!!!!

Also Aunties that can't make the evening do - as its soooo far away, resulting in both of them not seeing mum (their sister) who comes to England once a year! These Aunties lived 50 MINS drive from the venue!!!

hmmmppf

That reminds me, by brother didn't get me a card (however he did arrange and set up thousands of pounds worth of equipment for nothing so I'll let him off ? )

I reckon my brother would be the same... I wouldn't be offended... he just doesn't think!

*fetches another industrial strength bag to prevent imminent, catastrophic bag rupture*

We need one of those things like in Ghostbusters,, you know, the 'ghost sucker upper thingie',, (hey, don't judge me,, I used to call a potholder 'puller outer thingie',, lmao)

yep KV mines a non thinker too!

Christ, how has hitched ever managed to survive???

I'm throwin in cream kilt socks for men over 30, bleugh.

Blusher

Eyeliner under the bottom eye lashes

half ups/downs

table crystals

garters

willie/stripper related hen nights

strapless dresses

venues with crap toilet facilities

limos

pageboys

all in the bag........

Do we have the same MIL? Mine threw a tantrum when we took her to see the venue......it was like watching a child in a toy shop!

Kind of ironic..oooh dont you think. Chucks in butterfly catcher to round 'em all up safe and sound

Oh and also i know it's been said but have only just seen the post . Throw in more beige buffets, i friggin hate them!

*shows restraint on ! usage despite wanting to express how much i hate them* ?

*puts hand up*

I'm having willies tomorrow night! Lots of them!

Veils shoved behind a mass of hair that you cant even see it from the front.. just dont bother ?

Aw tee its a good think you werent my hair and make up lady lol!

Chucks in people who rip off other people's designs.

2nd that one for sure!

Chucks in overly done nails......they look too fake.

I got nothing from my brother... I think I was lucky to get him to turn up (he hates H with a venomous passion lol)

He hates Hitched? Off to the tower with him!

Lol CB

aww Caweena... seems like MOST brothers dont think! I really dont mind but

1. he's the father to my twin neices (who he wanted to make them part of the day)

2. he has a girlfriend (not the mum of twins another story) and she was there and she didn't think either

Oops H as in Husband - probably would hate Hitched too because people would give him honest opinions and tell him to get a life (which is the reason he hates hubby)

I knew what you meant ?

Lobs in a 'one post wonder', stirs it all around with a large amount of ranty drivel.

Chucks in a bridesmaid that wants to bring a fella to the reception that she's not quite seeing but texts him all the time, as he lives with the mother of his children....

I didn't get a card from my brother either but he's a serial non-thinker and extraordinarily broke at the mo (my dad had to buy his suit, awww).

I'm chucking in that token family member who has to find a way to make it All About Them.

I'm also throwing in any female guest who wears a dress revealing obscene amounts of cleavage.

OMG i think we do! Mine 'HATED' every room in the venue when we looked at it. And has just been telling us that we shouldn't get married there and we should look at other places where other family members got married cos apparently they are approved of! Annoying isn't it? How do u cope with urs? x

This sounds hilarious Can’t wait to see how a wedding fight fits in a Hitched paper bag—it’s such a fun and quirky idea