A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

People who work in bridal shops and seemingly HATE brides and weddings.

On the flip side, can I chuck in people who say "really? only a year to plan your wedding? you'll need more time than that!" and also say in the next breath "you're crazy to be getting married at Christmas"

(rolls up sleeves),... oh yeah? Like what?

Can i ask what a troll is?

I hate to see brides smoking and children in make up so I'm chucking those in!

I'm chucking in the word "hun" and bridemaids in strapless dresses with tan lines.

I'm chucking in claire198421's sister for being an arse.

I'll help you.

Bouncy castles, apple bobbing and giant board games.
I know their very popular with some, but it just makes me think of a school fete. Don't hit me! ?

Throws in the H2B SIL who thinks HER parents are priority....... hmmm ive never met my husbands brothers wifes parents.....

ALso chucks in hair extensions, particularly ones that don't match in colour.

Oops I'm inviting my OH's sister's husband's parents... and my brother's wife's parents...

But I have met them a few times! ?

This has made me giggle all day.

*Rolls up sleeves* I am throwing in

people taking credit for your hard work

AND

Guests fussing about how they are getting to church/ reception etc etc (i.e how you are going to organise it)

Nursebride, hello! I have never met them and OH only has once! Ive been told they must be on the family table, must have buttonholes and MUST be on the second row in the church....?

Can I lob in people who wink and nudge each other and go 'won't be long til you have kids now then!' on your wedding day? Happy to give them a kick down if they won't fit!

*shakes up rather heavy bag*

*is glad she's not being charged pic 'n' mix weight stylee*

Going to add wrist ache from writing Thank You notes into the mix

If it's not in already I'm going to throw in friends/family members (including bridesmaids!) who ring you a fortnight before the wedding to ask if they can stay at your house on the wedding night because they can't afford to book the hotel.

I ended up with 10 people staying over at my house and spent the wedding morning organising airbeds and sleeping bags......

A late entry from Mr CB:

'All the wedding crap that my wife has not removed from the lounge, despite us being married for almost 5 weeks'

I'm going to add a potentially controversial one..... Excessively girly, prissy weddings that you look at and wonder how and why the groom agreed to any of this cr*p.

*ducks and hides behind sofa*

I'm going to add a potentially controversial one..... Excessively girly, prissy weddings that you look at and wonder how and why the groom agreed to any of this cr*p.

*ducks and hides behind sofa*

Someone agrees with me! I just don't get them.

WTS. What's wrong with flowers?!

Monocles, white silk scarves and a cane - you're a groom, not a fvcking magician!

hey! you beat me! I came home expressly to add the 'pimp cane' *outraged*

He he, no way, BV?! I was v tempted to call it a pimp cane, too!

when combined with a purple crushed velvet suit and heavy silver necklace (usually bearing dollar sign pendant), it's a pimp cane

if i hear that one more time i may have to kick someone, its almost as annoying as 'bet your getting excited now, not long to go' seriously had enough of that comment... its already thrown in but when people nudge each other and say 'oh i give her 6months and she will be pregnant'.. *throws into bag*

Don't diss my weave sistah. I wore hair extensions to your wedding Cricks. HA! Have some o' that on your chips!

I'm with you on that one about the children. I am so tempted to just tell people i can't have kids just to see their face, would serve them right!

Love this thread.

I'm also throwing in brides who spend the week before their wedding undergoing some major cosmetic overhaul to ensure they look nothing like their ACKSHUAL selves on the day.

Has anyone chucked in brides and grooms who don't send thank you cards, or even verbally say thank you for gifts? In the bag you rude ungrateful gits!