A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

Coloured wedding dresses

I'm so sure I kept that one private.. and now I'm worried what else you found on Google... ??

I'm chucking in the FMIL who tells EVERYONE that she hates ur venue and goes into immense detail about all of the things she hates, tells u who u can and can't invite, (wanting me to invite an auntie who said my brother was ugly cos he's ginger! My brother only being 11), tells u where u can and can't have ur wedding (cos some people can't drive - I don't give a flying f**k, if they wanna be there they'll find a way) and says that everything we want is 'ridiculous'!

And also guests who wear white or black.

Rant over

I had to log in to add a big WSS to this!! I had 2 responses like this to my STDs which I gave out 18 months before the date!! I mean WTF - I'm giving them to you to ask you to reserve the date for my wedding, not for you to wait and see if something better comes up!

Back on topic - I'll throw in excessive frills. On anything.

Classic.. I'd go with the latter ?

Watch out ladies, in goes a handful of potentially volatile C*nfetti...

Thank you.

My H2B is wearing a burgundy cravat and waistcoat and the other men are wearing ivory. I've told him I'll look like a bigamist in our wedding photos but he doesn't care.

The groom should be in the same colour as the bride's dress and I'm sure that people will think I'm married to the best man or something when they look at my photos.

Yeah, him and my son are both having a rose and the other men are having gerberas.

More specifically, I am chucking in red wedding dresses including ivory dresses with red embroidery on the back...

also, for winter weddings, red theme ?

I'm chucking in people who don't read things properly. Yes, guest who asked what time we were getting married whilst having our invitation in your hand, I mean YOU!

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Can I add those diamond thingies that get stuck inside the center of roses used in bouquets? I love flowers, but never in nature have I ever seen diamonds growing inside flowers, so it just looks so odd to me.

Like this, Trickers:

Lady Hurlington-TrumpTrotter

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Tis stoopid!

Bazza x

*Clears throat*

Wedding dresses with colour accents. Especially the ones with the 2 stripes down the back and embroidery.

Balloons

Short Grooms in tails

Tophats

Dresses so tight the resulting back fat on show offends my eyes

Structures Up Do's

Orange brides and BM's

The incorporation of animals in a Wedding, whether decorative, (Goldfish in a bowl) ceremonial, (Releasing birds/butterflies) or as members of the Wedding party (Dog walking up the aisle)

*Hurls in to bag*

In go brides in dresses so tight that they waddle down the aisle.

This thread is hysterical,, lol.

Trickers,, I know what you mean about those diamond things catching on to things, have seen them ruin many a veil when they have caught on them.

To those who threw butterflies in the bag,, you realise that is pointless, as they will just fly out again,, sort of like a butterfly release

I'm shoving deep into the bag, shot lists which have 3 pages of set up shots, by couples who have said they want only documentary style coverage.

I am also going to have to throw in face powder or foundation that is too sparkly/shimmery on the face. Seriously, all that does is make people look sweaty, and even the smallest pore look huge.

YES!

Also, when they wrap the bouquet in some kind of long grass

Beige buffets

*Chuck*