A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

Also throwing in heart shaped wedding cakes

Oh Lordy Spangles, I am going to get in trouble at work for reading this. Giggling at screen over the mammories comment, classic!

i din not undersatnd why he wont take the hint! We keep telling him we have no room, and he has basically just told us he is coming regardless!

Can I also lob in iPod discos and wanky cliché speeches.

Somewhat controversially, I'm going to chuck in each and everyone of you who offered up an opinion with 'sorry' after it. It's only a bit of fun, now get in that bag!

A louder than life DJ who's going to talk al over the music is going in next!

Cricket Bride "Somewhat controversially, I'm going to chuck in each and everyone of you who offered up an opinion with 'sorry' after it. It's only a bit of fun, now get in that bag!" Oh noes! I'm in the bag! *fights her way to the top through rude guests, bad shoes, bad invites, bad dresses, bad flowers and all the other gubbins.

I'm going to throw in the word "Wedding"... I'm truly sick of it now.

On a similar note CB, DJs who say they'll incorporate music the bride and groom want, only to ignore this on the night and play a "wedding by numbers" set (whilst talking all over the songs). Happened to my friend a few weeks back.

I'm throwing in invitations with a photo of the couple on, pale waistcoats and party food buffets.

Beige buffets are in!

Shabba.

I'm throwing in anyone who has got offended reading this thread. You know you're out there....

? I didn't get offended.. I was a little bit miffed at some things for about 2 minutes and then I just laughed at how silly this thread was and I realised I have a few wedding niggles of my own that might offend others... like my annoyance at those who think a wedding with children in is wrong. That has to go in the bag!! Everyone who frowns down upon weddings which include children of all ages! Get in that bag. ?

Three times a Lady?

Which reminds me - cheesy songs are a no in my book....

WSS

I'm gonna throw one more thing in the bag. Just one more (for now)

Couples who have a "surprise" song for their first dance.. like the YouTube craze of having "Baby Got Back" or "Soldier Boy". Yes, it was funny the first time I saw it on YouTube.. perhaps even funny when I saw one or two more popping up on there. But now, it's just cheesy. Get in that bag!

I was thinking more of vile cheesy love songs like 'Truly', 'Hello' etc.

In go people who serenade their loved one at their own wedding (when everyone else thinks you sound like an X Factor misfit).

I lurrrrrrrrrrve this thread!

throws in over-rehersed dances (dirty dancing type jobbies)

ridiculous requests

and hitchers who ask for an opinion but actually mean ...dont say anything bad, negative or alternative to what i have written, that may cause me to question whether i am the perfect bride, with the perfect life, who looks perfect and is not contrived, bullish or generally bridezilla-esque...

people who rant without thinking "does any of what i have just written make sense" (see above)............. after that little outburst better throw myself in too! LOL!

In you get Natalie!

*clambers into the bag and rummages round for Sadsack and the other Raggy Dolls"

LOL!

*snigger* Sadsack.. aww! *snigger*

How come hitched is letting your messages spam up the board (no offence!!) and it keeps telling me that they're not allowing duplicate posting when I'm trying to post something for the FIRST time??

I hear there's a new Quality Control filter - are you sure your comment was worthy enough? ?

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That's me told then... thanks hitched!!

Keep trying. If you hit post too quickly it thinks it's a duplicate.

Wonder if he got paid in SPAM for that... what a great modelling job to land - I can imagine the excited calls to family now!

Chucking in FMIL demanding we invite people we did not even know existed!!!!!!!x

That's me and my H2B! How'd you find that pic? ?

That's me and me fella on the left and on the right, my blud (brother)

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I'm going to chuck in the bride and groom who smash cake into each other's faces...