A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

Surely thats illegal? Or at least against some sort of cruelty laws

Apparently not:

Oh dear

I think you are joking! Surely this never happens?!!!

This thread has really opened my eyes as to how things really can get out of control in wedding planning!

Chucks in kilts.

Lobbing in mum saying ' well what normally happens? ' I dont give a flying feck what normally happens!

Chucking in.. people that say " isnt that a waste of money " ... its my wedding so i will decide whats a waste of money!!!

Oh oh oh a slam dunk with choreographed dances !

Throws in people (not just guests) who think that the way THEY did it / are gona do it / would do it if their fella EVER got off his arse and asked - is the RIGHT way and ours is wrong! Grrrrrr

Oh and can i throw in the person who asked me if i could please not walk down the aisle to a certain song cos its 'their' song (that by the way didnt even feature in their wedding)....

And chocolate fountains...

and tomatoes - just cos i dont like them. ?

Here here!!

WTF!

Throwing in OH's XBOX and all the games.. just because i dont like it and he dosent listen to me when hes on it.. just demands food and drink?!?!?

Seriously. Still FUMING.

PLEASE tell me you're having it?

Can I lob in grooms dressed all in white? Just because my (odious at the best of times) cousin was decked entirely in white for his wedding, and 6 years on it still gives me the heebee geebees ?

I'll throw in some no-shows and a vegetarian-only wedding-breakfast

Honestly i thought about it. But just hearing it makes me so angry i couldnt have it now. Worst thing is she didnt think she was doing anything wrong by asking. arrrgh i cant even think about it.

I'm throwing all the sequins, that really make dresses just a little close to gypsy ones!!

Throws in grooms in top hat and tails and brides arriving in horsedrawn carraiges. Your not an extra out of Downtown Abbey. You live in Wakefield.

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Like! ?

I actually like both of those things... but this still made me laugh!

Im chucking in men in over the top 3 piece suits that look like they should have remained on the upholstery

Hitchers who ask for your opinion and then cry, sulk and whinge when they get it.

OOOH OOOHHH Can I throw in hitched spammers?

*snigger*

People who tell you that you're gorgeous, right or talented just because you're the bride.

If my outfit looks hideous, tell me now. If I'm not crafty, tell me before I send my invites...

is this aimed at me? you've hurt my feelings, you're all mean and horrid, im leaving but i just wanted to tell you all that i am before i do and then i'll stay around a bit longer

*flounce*

Making your own invites.... very few can pull it off. The rest look like a childs gone mental in hobbycraft.

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